taliban: ok look we know ur not happy with the cigarrettes you've been given to smoke, we have a proposal... We will provide u with the best cigarretes but u have to allow us to keep certain tribal customs in place without interfering with them...its customary at certain tribal jergas to discipline wayward women by cutting their noses off, pulling their eyeballs out and pissing in the bleeding eye sockets...then we like to stone them, break their arms and finally a chieftain will shit on their backs and then douse them with gasoline and 'prenderles fuego' as the spanish say... But we understand in your countries, this is not the custom? what do you with wayward women in your countries?
Yes, yes - echoed some of the listening talibani curiously
isaf ppl: ok we never pluck their eyeballs out and piss in the sockets, thats for starters... Normally we divorce at the first sign of trouble and the woman keeps the kids and all of our possessions...if the woman was fucking mr jones, the guy next door, we get to keep some of our possessions but she always gets to keep the kids, even if she made a porn movie with 5 african cocks inside her at the same time while 20 korean guys jerk off all over her, even if she pulls a stunt like that she still gets to the kids... -said the isaf ppl-
so how do u discipline ur women? - asked the taliban
we dont - was the answer - we can gamble, cheat on them, even try having sex with their mothers, but no discipline... Havent u seen jerry springer before? -- said the isaf ppl
so its settled - said the taliban - what kind of cigarretes u like?
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