Wednesday, July 6, 2011

visit to a bank in 2025

your local bank in 2025:

you: how ya goin there cuz... Spare us a dollar cuz?

Your bank manager: ok for every dollar youd like to borrow u need 20 dollars in collateral cuz

you: how come cuz

your bank manager: becoz lithuania's economy is in peril and the romanians are defaulting on their debt

you: where's lithuania cuz? Ive only got 50 cents cuz

your bank manager: ok i can lend you 2 cents

No comments:

Post a Comment