After less than a day in congo it became (no pun intended) obvious to ludwig and wolfgang that it was impossible to even buy a lollipop without being raped so the two decided to hole up in hotel room and survey the scene... Even the old lady selling bananas across the road was raping passersby...
'beethoven old boy...do u remember when u were in america they had that silly sport?'
'lacrosse!'
'no man, football... We'll hire some players from kenya and train them to block and tackle for us... I calculate we'll be able to have chicken for dinner from yonder store... We'll need 10 offensive tackles... Someone will take out grandma banana lady... Another can block yonder panhandler...'
beethoven was already on the phone recruiting potential players...
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