Beethoven: ok this is nigeria what's next?
Mozart: we're about to commandeer the greatest, most veteran, deadliest army this side of lagos*
landing in a chopper in the midst of an army campsite beethoven looked around and could see nothing but kids in green fatigues... Mozart jumped off the chopper before it even landed and started throwing gold coins and talking through a bullhorn on a makeshift dais
mozart: say hello to ur new leader: me! are you motherfuckers ready to kill
the veteran killing posse, all under 16 and even down to 8 years old were busy scrambling for coins...mozart beat his brow in a frenzy and yelled louder and boomingly,
'i said are you motherfuckers ready to kill!!!!??'
*author's note - 'lagos' is also the spanish word for 'lakes'
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