the people's commissariat meets for it's 14th plenary.... comrade Stalin is now the party chief.... unlike in Putin's russia, naysayers will be neither medicated and kept in mental hospitals nor beaten severely but PUT TO DEATH
currently the Admiral's (the puddytat's) toys, a black ball, a catnip bag, a pink thing, another ball, a green centipede and a spider have been confiscated by the State and are now State property and belong to everyone, even you reader....
along with Trotsky, the Admiral is wanted for questioning.... currently KGB agents seek him everywhere.... he is currently hiding under the television in fear of his life.... even a brief attempt at contact is met by spitting and hostility....
clearly the Admiral's chances at survival are slim.... even should he escape the USSR, Stalin's agents would likely be able to track him down and kill him, as they eventually did to Trotsky in Mexico.......
poor Admiral..... our prayers are with him........ his owner said it would probably want to spend 3 days in hiding/non-moving mode.... so far it has been about 16 hours
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