Friday, September 30, 2011

another posting of bullshit on this blog: this one super curt

bullshit (period)

amanda knox case

here's an interesting article about press coverage of amanda knox case in america, italy and england by a reporter published by time magazine (american).....

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2095586-2,00.html

nowadays, at the beginning of the blog era, paid journalists are becoming less and less relevant... generally, a lot of them seem like never satisfied lesbian women that wear pants (even the men) that study at a big school called: "lesbo dyke squad institution of fancy letters"

most of them are incapable of acquiring new languages and seem to think in tiny bite-form of information

generally, they follow the same global patterns of relationships that politicians and others do... that of nationalism.... thus with americans, despite the english merely being another dumb tribe of europeans, despite their ridiculous airs, amongst americans, and probably something that feeds into the ridiculous and confused airs of the english: the americans give them special credence simply because they share the same language and americans are historically incompetent at learning other languages (as are the english)

this time story really outlines the chasm between england and america....

in general, the italians come out of this story (not the 'time' story above, but the WHOLE story) looking the way they are: backward, supersticious, passionately unco-ordinated, how they always were: supersticious and catholic....... how that land Italy could have mothered the Romans, and how they could be the precursor to the Italian that followed is hard to understand

i don't know the facts, although probably they are out there, but it's highly unlikely a middle-class american university student on a year in europe schooling there would end up killing someone -- it would be the first time ever

it's hard to believe Knox would have done the crime but unfortunately, while the case is spectacular, like most cases, most people don't care.... a serious journalist (not a silly pants blogger like the benji) covering this case is just doing the usual spreading thin of information butter over the giant chunk of public apathy and disinterest and casual curiosity in this case (the rabble's casual stare)

real american investigative journalists should avail themselves of as much evidence as possible and make a serious investigation

'matey mate dudey dude' men's magazine interviews al-Awlaki shortly before he is assassinated

matey mate dudey dude magazine: ok let's start with a basic question: what's your favorite aftershave?

a-A: hugo boss

matey mate dudey dude magazine: your favorite movie

a-A: no-one knows it, they think it would be Rambo or something like that but it's actually Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... the way he does that backflip outside his factory, and the little Oompa Doompa people, that just kills me

matey mate dudey dude magazine: speaking of just killing you, do you worry about being assassinated by an american govt. agency instead of having a trial

a-A: man a trial would really cramp my style right now, i just have so many things going on

matey mate dudey dude magazine: ok, can you walk us through your daily routine?

a-A: ok, first of all, i'll wake up around 8am and have a hearty breakfast, bacon and eggs, go to McDonalds drive-thru and get some coffee and drive on to work

matey mate dudey dude magazine: isn't McDonald's like totally un-Islamic?

a-A: yeah but what can you do? drive to work, do some speeches, make some recordings, work on my website for a while, and then after work sometimes i'll kick it in the club

matey mate dudey dude magazine: recently Serbia outlawed gay pride marches, it is said to be a victory for right-wing anti-gay Serbs and a defeat for the European Union and human rights, what do you think about it?

a-A: human rights are SO 1990s... we've crossed the Rubicon people

Thursday, September 29, 2011

prosecuting michael jackson's doctor is a sign of societal mental retardation

isn't that obvious?

if not, then gullibly nod when told you are a dumb idiot.... in previous posting we discussed american obsession with 'healthy' levels of homosexuality (approx. 5% gay = sane)....

but what about issues of mental weakness (mental retardation)

here's a way to challenge your mind: shouldn't it be obvious to you that prosecuting michael jackson's doctor (ALL things considered) is hopelessly retarded and a shining symbol of colossal mental retardation prevalent in society? (along with the 5% gay rule)

movie 'crazy, stupid love' an inditement on mankind

you know benji has told you in this blog that nietzsche's prediction of a stupid moronic 'last man' is nigh.... that we are fast approaching and indeed (forgive the lack of commas) have already entered an era of the 'last man'.... a chronic, cretinous moron... just take a look at this movie that i saw advertised at local shopping mall today:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1570728/

what are some of the signs of the 'last man'? communism amongst chinese and russians.... preference for anglo-saxon name exclusivity amongst americans and english... preference for an anglo-saxon ruling caste and strict racial division in australia and south africa...

what can we see in american culture and 'crazy, stupid love'

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1570728/

first of all, unwatchable crap... you shouldn't even watch this movie to know it's crap, just the posters should be more than enough.... what is wrong with these people?? the americans are acting out of fear.... fear of what? fear of the unknown and fear of 'madness'.... how to avoid madness? i) espouse anglo-saxon names above all else (as a general rule) ii) espouse homosexuality as a way to avoid being crazy

what is wrong with homosexuality? i don't have a problem with it, and think people would be better off going in for a big one-off kind of homosexual event, just to get it off their chest if they need to, as opposed to constantly bombarding and suffocating the culture with 'gay culture' (homosexual lite)..... what is 'gay culture'... american culture is 'gay culture' -- it is about dithering constantly with the question, 'is it gay?' 'might it be slightly gay'... instead of just searching for something strong, like a one night stand of buttfucking or lesbian bondage.... people are encouraged to dither constantly, daily, on whether it might be 5% 'gay'....

obviously this popular culture 'gay culture' -- is what this 'movie' represents..... why? because if you're 'a little gay' you can be happy and avoid being 'crazy'
... thus it is that real homosexuals are less anally retentive than 'straight' people constantly obsessed with if their actions are slightly or somewhat 'gay'.... by equating homosexuality with sanity... constant referral to whether something is 'gay' is akin to wondering if it's 'sane'..... thus we have a fear driven society....

1 full fledged homosexual lacking in 'anal retentive/annoying traits' is better than 10 dithering fuckwits that los angelinos are trying to ram down our throats as 'hip'

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

weird dreams in mexico

there was some character like piccola from dragon ball z.... kind of like x-men, he had special powers, could make nuclear explosions with his mind....something like that... but his peers were also mental powers types, one of them was something like dalai lama and put a block on him to shut him down.... possibly had to be killed

rhianna was there somehow too, cannot remember how exactly, some 'underground' filmmaking got done there... some punk LA types, unsure

the gnarliest thing were the giant pythons, we were trying to sneak some people away from countryside to city, neighbors would be watching, however we never factored in for roaming giant pythons, they were pretty quick movers and would swallow any human whole... better to have taken a taxi

russian news channel xtb reports greek aged pension as averaging 2500 euros per month

2500 euros per month?? paid for by taxpayers of other nations?? can we kick them out of the european union once and for all?

Monday, September 26, 2011

iranjian hikers detract from mastery of smash test dummies song 'mmm mmm'

smash test dummies mmm mmm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIbcqgXh5-4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIbcqgXh5-4


why won't iranian/american hikers shut up about their gay lame story

http://news.yahoo.com/americans-convicted-iran-were-hostages-015424748.html


and stop detracting from greatness of smash test dummies song?

come on a musical journey


if you give beethoven's 9th the attention it deserves, you should be able to swim in its oceans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgnPxA2mhBY), musically, so that it's hard to get away from it... try breaking your concentration which should be full with something random and non-musical

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czb4jn5y94g


and come back to music:

here's more music you may not understand what the singer is singing about, first case it was german, now its algerian/arabic.... perhaps the algerian musicians seem far inferior to the mastery of beethoven, nevertheless, imagine you are about to embark on a suicide bomber campaign in some arabic country like iraq... or even pakistan, where they are not arabs..... imagine what your mindset might be like.... no american sitcoms tickled your fancy, the only americans are enemies in the sky like an unpredictable magpie in the springtime that attacks from the sky without warning.... maybe your society is lacking in jobs.... maybe deep down inside you hate your society, but do not even reason it so..... what kind of feeling do you need inside, to not only decide to end your own life, but end the life of 100 other strangers? you must have a hateful opinion of them and a lousy opinion of life... you must be passionate to an extreme

can you even imagine that your afterlife will be worse than some american infatuated with peanut butter? it's time to start your engine, your bombs are loaded, your truck is full, you've never even gotten drunk in your entire life and you've never seen hair spill over a woman's shoulders....

goodbye


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1VB2j9fyVI

renew your love for beer mein freunde

beethoven's 9th: ode to joy --

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C9RPUQ1vwQ


we still recall only 9 years and some months ago occupying a small apartment in paris while working at one of europe's biggest oil company's headquarters, total fina elf, having a vision of american university students getting hopelessly drunk, perhaps on a spring break, on beer with a background soundtrack of beethoven's 'ode to joy'

renew your love for beer my friend, roger ales, kill meads... witness its 'lacy' froth as it curtails its glassy curtains in its glass... realize you are drinking the same product the ancient egyptians had mastered millenia before

marvel at one of beethoven's few musical scores featuring actual singing, something beethoven normally eschewed without neglecting musical quality one iota....

beethoven, the greatest german of all times, after all, what did that guy? what was his name? see what i mean, goethe? what did he achieve? and nietzsche and mozart weren't even germans.... revel to his music as you get hopelessly soused

can beethoven be labelled a 'sick cunt'? discuss in 2000 words or less.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

is france's IMF lady 'lagarde' a moron?

http://news.yahoo.com/world-may-see-collapse-demand-lagarde-180012438.html;_ylt=ArqrqE616OIDUrcYVzxBrbsC9nQA;_ylu=X3oDMTRkZXM4ajBkBGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDIwMHBvb2wEbWl0A05ld3MgZm9yIHlvdQRwa2cDOWRlZWEzNTUtNGRkYi0zYTJjLWJjZjEtYTFlNjEwNzY3NzFmBHBvcwM3BHNlYwNuZXdzX2Zvcl95b3UEdmVyA2NkMGQ0YzEwLWU2MTQtMTFlMC1iZmZmLTJmYjFlZmU3MTMyZA--;_ylg=X3oDMTJ1azNodmdvBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDM2ZjNTk4ZDEtOTlhZC0zZWQ0LWJmODUtZWEzNjE4ODU0ZTc1BHBzdGNhdAN3b3JsZARwdANzdG9yeXBhZ2UEdGVzdAM-;_ylv=3


read her comments here... tell me what she's talking about? is she talking about anything? despite my sneaking suspicions that the problem is about resources and switching over to a new resource (a big task - maybe thorium, i don't' know i'm not an expert - but i'm probably right anyway) --- if u put that aside, what is Lagarde saying here? nothing

and now, the promised melodrama: my son wants to have sex with bill o'reilly, can you cure him of his disease?

now remember reader, the last time benji stopped driving a cab about a month or so ago, we got that sudden shpieling about einstein and his special theory of relativity, benji accurately predicted, or rather affirmed, that it is indeed possible to travel faster than the speed of light, this was in fact proven by global scientists in europe only a few weeks after benji's affirmations...

on this transitory occasion, marking a 3 month period of not being allowed to drive anymore, after tuesday, i give you that promised melodrama: my son wants to have sex with bill o'reilly, can you cure him of his disease?

however, it is not worth your reading it, or my writing it, anyone, apart from benji that reads it, and benji will only read it in the sense that he will write it, should be considered a loser

principal characters: lady gaga, frog weiseneisensteizen-shallem-goldie-goldburg (a shit-hot famous hollywood movie producer), frog's son shlem, and bill o'reilly's likeness (on tv only)

scene 1: a mansion in the hollywood hills... players:
principal characters: lady gaga, frog weiseneisensteizen-shallem-goldie-goldburg (a shit-hot famous hollywood movie producer), frog's son shlem


frog weiseneisensteizen-shallem-goldie-goldburg: can you believe this shit lady? my son wants to have sex with bill o'reilly!

lady gaga: really? how strange, didn't you say he was a deviout and a womanizer

frog weiseneisensteizen-shallem-goldie-goldburg: he was! he was! now all of a sudden he's taken a morose turn and he's saying the strangest things!

lady gaga: like what?

frog weiseneisensteizen-shallem-goldie-goldburg: he wants to start dating bill o'reilly and then have him go through a sex change operation and then maybe have a kid or two with him! it's making my blood pressure go through the roof!

(enter shlem)

frog weiseneisensteizen-shallem-goldie-goldburg: shelm come here, i want you to meet a friend of mine, lady gaga

lady gaga: hi shlem, your father told me about your man-crush on bill o'reilly, and i just want to say, there's nothing wrong with homosexuality, you should be proud of yourself for recognizing your own feelings

shlem: shut up! i've heard about you, you're that queer lady, what's wrong with you anyway??!!

lady gaga: here's a rifle, why don't you join the military, they're open to fags like you now

(to be continued)

Saturday, September 24, 2011

ultimo hijo de puta repartido en el taxi

se ha producido la reparticion del ultimo hijo de puta en mi taxi... ya no se habra de llevar a ningun otro trozo de mierda andante para 3 meces mas minimo... halleluyah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbCf1P0vcnQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv8RVxOPAe4&NR=1

Friday, September 23, 2011

now netanyahoo is on tv talking at U.N.

talking points:

(i) he says iran said 9/11 is american conspiracy, it's retarded but that's what everyone in eastern europe is saying for the 10 seconds they are able to remember the topic

(ii) more importantly, he is saying that if iran gets nukes it would be scary... but would it really? not from australia, even if iran nukes neighbouring countries like israel or the italians, it's unlikely the nuclear winds would carry this far, less italians = more resources for everyone and less internet traffic jams for Target designer products from italian designers as there will be no italian designers

never forget what nietzsche said about the future times and the 'last man': 'no-one to lead, no-one to follow' (a 'happy' rabble that says 'we have created happiness' and blinks)

nietzsche also referred to the jews as an excellent race and a very fateful race somehow bound up with important destinies

however, benji says that ashkenazi jews have poisoned hearts and are as insular and clannish as the english or similar small european tribes... many other nations are above this kind of petty clannishness

know your place

if you're american, i want you to read this and understand the classification system of morons (C-SoM)

rule one, u.s. citizen = moron

C-SoM (classification system of morons) classifies all morons into sub-categories:

amongst them are:

fame-chasing and entertainment industry scum (FCAEIS)

left and right wing scum

govt. scum

private industry scum

unemployed scum

each subclassification can full under 'umbrella groups' (UG) like: anglo-name-represting moron; or texan; and so forth

moron this topic later; know your place

read this news story if you want to know why china should nuke america

once and for all:

http://news.yahoo.com/targets-blunder-designer-continues-100449092.html

fox news is not informing me

have had it on for over an hour now and they are not telling me anything i didn't know...

they seem to be harping about some 'solyndra' case in order to destabilize democrat party efforts at re-elections... i don't know much about it except all american competitors against china in that area are going down due to inability to compete -- china owns 97% of the world's precious metal supplies needed to make i-pods, solar/wind technology, etc

i don't now much about the 'thorium' topic either but it looks like a winner, why doesn't someone get onto that?

republican contenders, after seeing exerpts on fox news clearly the texan makes the best sounds about illegal immigration, all fox news people and other contenders coming across as pro-anglo named losers who hate and fear mexicans, hispanics, spanish and chinese, preferring to love only england, northern european homosexual races and the saudis.... perry also probably has the best attitudes about governance in general, bachman was dissappointingly retarded about immigration and ron paul is only cute in movies with gay austrian hair-dressers

now megan kelly is on, at least she has a cute little head, that's something -- no more brains than the next moron on fox news... allah akbar, allah akbar, gerka gerka jihad mohammed

thinking i should take porsche case to court instead of settling

discover thorium with benji

Lightbridge is the only nuclear power development company that is listed on the stock exchange that is actively pursuing thorium as the primary fuel for its nuclear development program.

obviously the next question is: can thorium make YOU rich? now you need to research it more, enjoy doing that with benji, the guy who intuitively knew when he was 6, 7 or 8 years old, when AIDS was first discovered, that women would easily contract it, before even the scientists were sure about that,

here's a fairytale like aspect of thorium that almost seems too hard to believe:

Thorium was first identified in a black mineral deposit in Norway in 1828. While it had been identified as a unique element, no one had any use for it until the invention of the glass mantle in 1881.

It wasn't until 1890 that Carl Auer von Welsbach discovered that if he soaked cotton mesh in a solution of 99% thorium oxide and 1% cerium dioxide the mantle would burn with a pure white light once the cotton was burned out of the mantle. The light generated by the mantle was very pleasing to consumers. The mantle was also stronger than his previous formula that used magnesium oxide.

He introduced the mantle in 1892, and gas lighting using the Welsbach mantle became the norm for lighting until electricity began to usurp it's place in the 1900s. Welsbach's gas mantle was a major contributor to the fires that devastated San Francisco after the 1906 earthquake. The city had gas lighting in all the upscale homes.


did you get that? your great great great great grandparents in san francisco were using thorium to light their fancy houses before electricity took over, can you believe that? and it was a major contributor to fires there after 1906 earthquake... that makes you feel a homely link to this element, right?

http://www.thenuclearmetals.com/Thorium/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/7970619/Obama-could-kill-fossil-fuels-overnight-with-a-nuclear-dash-for-thorium.html
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"The International Energy Agency says the world must invest $26 trillion (£16.7 trillion) over the next 20 years to avert an energy shock."

energy research in 20 minutes with the benji

wondering how much coal was actually left to be used, the benji googled it -- it's not clear -- one estimate is 155 years worth... depends on various factors like cost to extract more difficult to reach coal, unfeasible coal (coal under built cities, etc)...

for a certainty china is going coal crazy like a horny teenager that cannot stop jerking off, i had some stats on my screen recently but now do not have them but you can find them for yourself, from memory in 20 years they will add on more coal consumption than japan currently uses now

then you start reading about natural gas, maybe 100 years if the rate of usage isn't stepped up... peak oil, maybe another 100 or 200 years worth... shale gas, apparently not that great

the only thing you end up finding that is meant to be a real game-changer is thorium, this is only 20 minutes of research with the benji, so benji won't pretend to be an expert on it -- but here's an impressive piece of info: thorium is commonly found in the earth's crust in one part per 100,000 --- through a scientific procedure it can fairly easily be turned into uranium by bombarding it with a neutron and suchlike -- the uranium is then used to run nuclear reactors which produce electricity --- obviously nuclear reactors can be placed far from tidal waves, earthquake-seismic areas and suchlike.... it seems like a real solution -- but again, that was only 20 minutes of research that dug that up,

read about it here:

http://energyfromthorium.com/essay3rs/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorium

However, unlike uranium-based breeder reactors, thorium requires irradiation and reprocessing before the above-noted advantages of thorium-232 can be realized, which makes thorium fuels initially more expensive than uranium fuels.[14] But experts note that "the second thorium reactor may activate a third thorium reactor. This could continue in a chain of reactors for a millennium if we so choose." They add that because of thorium's abundance, it will not be exhausted in 1,000 years.[23]

The Thorium Energy Alliance (TEA), an educational advocacy organization, emphasizes that "there is enough thorium in the United States alone to power the country at its current energy level for over 1,000 years."[24]

Thorium is found in small amounts in most rocks and soils; it is three times more abundant than tin in the Earth's crust and is about as common as lead.

The German THTR-300 was the first commercial power station powered almost entirely with Thorium. India's 300 MWe AHWR CANDU type reactor will begin construction in 2011. The design envisages a start up with reactor grade plutonium which will breed U-233 from Th-232.After that the input will only be thorium for the rest of the reactor's design life.


At present it is believed that India has disproportionately more Thorium than most countries, Australia, America and others are said to have alot of it. It is still a virgin topic.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

weird dream

i dreamt i was having like an affair with some kind of younger, sexier version of rosemary church, she was also an aquarian, salt-of-the-earth type....

in reality, i would never date an anglo-saxon, even if you paid me, as i am not down with the whole aryan master-race caste system game they play.... likewise for their anglo-named american whitey enablers

now look at this story: 'american youth are a lost generation'

read this:

http://news.yahoo.com/more-signs-american-youth-lost-generation-152312906.html

bullshit.... what was fucking that society up was a too strong economy coupled with neverending slutting around and alcoholism and pot-smoking

take it from me, i've lived it all, including being a japanese styled shut-in which i brought to china and turned it into more benji gold -- becoz if you give benji shit -- he turns it into gold -- sometimes it just takes a while

all these punk kids in america, you know what they can do? have kids and live with their parents like the italians do

it's all about not chasing your tail neverendingly sticking ur dick into every crevice available - i'm just saying -- anyway you can forget about that if you're chronically ugly (read this story instead: http://news.yahoo.com/kindergartener-brings-crack-pipe-meth-show-tell-202314001.html )

you can write it down -- as a matter of fact, you know where benji took his freakshow? any fucking where, that's where.... france, china, south korea, america, bulgaria.... anywhere, also producing the finest quality chocolates at every turn

someone tell those unemployed americans to go spend a few months in china working there and get over it

not much to report

wasn't going to blog anything -- if it wasn't for those damn pesky swiss customers earlier -- how stupid they were -- 'do you have any pot? where can i get some pot? sell me some pot?'

'can you go here, then there? all on the pre-negotiated price?' 'why can't u surf? but really, how come u don't surf?'

god i hated that kid

there's an answer to the question: 'how can the EU impose a terrible will?'... by acting like swiss people.... actually, all of northern europeans are chronically homosexual and pathetically pitiful, spain is probably the only country in the EU worth pissing on.......

also, all these PhD pundits talking about 'europe' and 'europe' and 'the european economy'... they don't get that eastern europe are making out like bandits ever since communism ended, economically... at least the younger generations are... so all this 'crisis' in america and western europe isn't shit to eastern euuropeans... who at least are somewhat tough guys coz of the russians

why don't the stupid pundits or money markets drop if switzerland starts to fail? who cares about shitty old greece so much or even the euro currency failing?

why isn't anyone reporting on india growing and growing and growing... all the american idiots can come with in this regard is whining about losing jobs to india


now look at this story:

http://news.yahoo.com/particles-recorded-moving-faster-light-cern-164441657.html

remember a few blogs ago, when benji changed jobs a while, he was saying that, with regard to einstein's e=mc2 it is actually POSSIBLE to travel faster than the speed of light... well now you have confirmation

remember how you were told brain cells don't regenerate? you only get one set for life? -- also untrue -- you got it from benji

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

random topics, e.g., macro-economics

recently, in that book 'Her-Bak' about the Egyptian mystery school candidate pupil and his teachers, well, recently in that it was read recently so it's fresh in the mind, one of the teachers, talking about (ancient) Egypt's considerably long history of thousands of years, so that even going back 4000 years, they would refer to their own 'ancients' as those from thousands of years beforehand that had transcribed the hieroglyphic language of symbols to simulate real truths....

one of the teachers says that with the ancient Egyptians (so those preceeding his own ancient time) and even in his own time, the dominant goal in the economy, for bricklayers and artisans and simple builders and the like was always quality first... he goes on to say that sacrificing the principal of quality first leads to placing quantity first and therefore to luxury, excessive wealth, greed and unhappiness....

i must say, that in my own home, everything is marvelously comfortable.... i have a cowhide footstool that cost about $215 which i would consider an expensive outlay for a footstool.... the couch is leather and also expensive, everything is fairly good quality, even the construction of the building seems to me to be of good quality, including the swimming pool.... this kind of comfort can lead to laziness, but on the other hand, living in overly ugly interiors can lead to depression and worse.... this is certainly a nice home to call home and come home to - i wouldn't want to bring a baby into this world in something uglier

moving on to macro-economics, as a taxi driver, i meet a great deal of people with studies in economics and who work in finance or related areas.... notably, one american guy on his way to the airport was working at the world bank in switzerland or something like that - this guy was in no wise apologetic or negatively critical of the actions of the wall street brokers who helped facilitate the collapse of 2007... generally 'wall street' types are very often motivated by greed....... what would quality in macro-economics look like, as opposed to quantity? how does the inclusion of the 'pursuit of happiness' in the american constitution apply to macro-economics and why would nietzsche, who clearly foresaw the unification of europe, long before anyone else did (at least in writing - although, who knows? maybe Napoleon was the God Mars itself incarnate and worked actively to bring it about), why would he have predicted that a strong unification of europe could lead to an ability of europe to impose a will that would play out into a thousand years ahead of time? or, to put it another way, why do western 'market' types even care so much about the european Euro currency and economic union so much?

why should money markets care about the european trading bloc anymore than they would begrudge some sultans in arabia from becoming ludicrously rich or investing their money in america? consider how many burgeoning economies there are, brazil, india, china, russia, all of south america, very many other countries, with so many macro-economies around the world, why should investors and money markets care so much about the european union and european economic union? what does american happiness and the american pursuit of happiness matter to the europeans?

my understanding is there are currently technologies in the pipeworks, like an algae that can convert co2 to petrol and water which is currently more expensive, including separating the water from the petrol, than just old fashioned drilling; but not ridiculously more expensive

some american companies are working on wind turbines that fly on blimps 10kilometres above the ground where the wind is 3 or 4 times stronger than on the ground....

many people believe there is already the technology to run cars on water using some process of separating hydrogen from oxygen through electrolysis or something like that

will oil companies try to withhold technologies like these, or will simple market economics of preference for the cheapest possible available goods prevail in holding back newer technologies?

people predict water would become scarce, but if new technology is developed for cheaper desalinization plants or very cheap purification tablets, than how could water become a difficult commodity?

a threat seems to be overpopulation coupled with excessive use of available resources at present, especially wood, coal and petrol... also the polluting of the oceans, however, there's nothing to say that people won't be able to create artifical meats including fish meats on a massive scale in factories

is this the kind of 'terrible will' that nietzsche predicted the european union would be able to impose, a thousand years into the future... what did he mean and can we just write his prediction off as incorrect? again how can europe's economic union be so strong, and so important as to affect money markets so much these days?

what is the relationship between the EU, the USA and China, economically speaking.... how does behavior between the U.S. and China affect the EU?

the americans are arguably the most patriotic people in the world, very generally speaking, and one of the few nations that will refuse chinese investment on patriotic reasons, e.g., chinese attempts to buy large companies like large petro-chemical companies... but then again, the americans have propped up saudi arabia for decades, when they could have just annexed it, if they really wanted to be an empire (which they obviously don't coz otherwise they would have annexed and taken over saudi arabia a long time ago) --- furthermore the americans allow the saudis to invest their considerable wealth freely into america and very often entertain them even when they prove themselves to be 100 times the douchebags that the chinese are

why are americans so suspicious of china, sure china is commie but saudi arabia isn't a democracy either... why are americans so pro-saudi and so anti-china?

one time, in a very expensive upscale restaurant in manhattan, where the most expensive bottle of wine or champagne went for $7000 and desserts for two with very little else could easily cost $400, i joked with a co-worker in the kitchen, looking into a pantry, he asked me, 'what are you looking for?' i responded: 'happiness', to which he immediately replied incredulously, without any hesitation and with a tone of certainty: 'well you're not going to find it in there!'

will the european union end up being massive pricks just because they can? because they think happiness stinks and the only thing that might approximate it is being some kind of do-gooder, obnoxious prick arsehole - hyprocrite aparteidist 'egalitarian': kind of like an anglo-ossie or an american with an anglo name and an anglo-aussie on a bender together?

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

israel-gaza strip-turkey issue

actually, benji doesn't know the facts of this case, but it does seem pretty harsh that the israelis would blockade the palestinians and deprive them of sea-borne relief from turkey or whoever if it didn't include arm shipments...... benji is completely unaware of the facts of this case, but really, depriving the palestinians in gaza of sea-relief - food and shit like that - just seems like cruelty......... nietzsche said that people should avoid becoming monsters (israelis) when dealing with monsters (palestinians)

speaking of fox news and monsters, you have to ask yourself, who is the biggest monster of the females of fox news? judy miller? megan kelly? the ex-reagan lady? there's a million to choose from... which would be most likely to turn you gay?

seen a good tarantino movie lately?

maybe... haven't seen death proof or inglorious basterds yet... maybe won't watch them ever... who can say? u probably liked the cantonese old kung fu guy from kill bill, although there was a lot of stuff in that movie you probably could have done without, and who can forget pulp fiction, even with all those scenes with uma thurman and john travolta jerking eachother off to buddy holly music

sometimes it seems like tarantino can just jerk off on a t-shirt and then take a crap on that and throw it at the media and say: 'here jerk off about that for a while' and before you know it he's pocketed another $30 million bucks.... that's why i pass on tarantino mostly, the last time i checked he was working on some project maybe with jamie foxx, hollywood's gimpiest motherf*cker ever - i'm just saying

but do you know tarantino movie would drag me out of the house and straight to the cinema instead of sitting at home with my dick in my hand in my comfortable arse crib watching the o'reilly factor?

a movie that has never been made yet, that may never be made, but if tarantino made it, i would be the first one to shell out $20 to see it on the big screen.... think about it, tarantino loves violence, who was history's most beloved violent dude? was it napoleon maybe? maybe, but he had cannons and there wasn't really the kind of hands on violence that tarantino likes -- i didn't want to watch death proof but i couldn't avoid (unfortunately) seeing some scene where 3 girls are attacking some dude driving a car with poles or lances.....

that kind of violence, without gunpowder... that's the domain of alexander the great... why was alexander great? did he leave behind a system of primary schools and a legal system like napoleon? probably not? what do we know that he achieved? he meshed a little eurasian culture with eastern europe and spread some hellenic ideas about? did he found any great libraries? he founded a shitload of cities, you have to give him that, most famously perhaps alexandria...... also, he was a seriously violent guy, with a serious anger problem, also a proclivity for alcohol and chronic warring... how can someone that would kill you stone dead while your momma watched and then kill her arse without thinking twice about it be 'great'...... apparently he was tutored by aristotle when he was young and aristotle was a great philosopher... anyway, there's only really one book i know of that goes into detail about alexander and that's plutarch's history of him..... apparently everyone just accepts he was great even though he killed a shitload of people...... i know for sure he was a seriously violent killer and was always down for war

if i saw a movie poster advertising a movie about alexander the great by tarantino, i wouldn't think twice about watching it

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Alexander III of Macedon (20/21 July 356 – 10/11 June 323 BC), commonly known as Alexander the Great (Greek: Μέγας Ἀλέξανδρος, Mégas Aléxandros), was a king of Macedon, a state in northern Greece. By the age of thirty, he had created of one of the largest empires in ancient history, stretching from the Ionian Sea to the Himalayas. He was undefeated in battle and is considered one of the most successful commanders of all time.[1] Born in Pella in 356 BC, Alexander was tutored by the famed philosopher Aristotle. In 336 BC he succeeded his father Philip II of Macedon to the throne after Philip was assassinated. Philip had brought most of the city-states of mainland Greece under Macedonian hegemony, using both military and diplomatic means.

Upon Philip's death, Alexander inherited a strong kingdom and an experienced army. He succeeded in being awarded the generalship of Greece and, with his authority firmly established, launched the military plans for expansion left by his father. In 334 BC he invaded Persian-ruled Asia Minor and began a series of campaigns lasting ten years. Alexander broke the power of Persia in a series of decisive battles, most notably the battles of Issus and Gaugamela. Subsequently he overthrew the Persian king Darius III and conquered the entirety of the Persian Empire.i[›] The Macedonian Empire now stretched from the Adriatic Sea to the Indus River.

Following his desire to reach the "ends of the world and the Great Outer Sea", he invaded India in 326 BC, but was eventually forced to turn back by the near-mutiny of his troops. Alexander died in Babylon in 323 BC, without realizing a series of planned campaigns that would have begun with an invasion of Arabia. In the years following Alexander's death a series of civil wars tore his empire apart which resulted in the formation of a number of states ruled by the Diadochi – Alexander's surviving generals. Although he is mostly remembered for his vast conquests, Alexander's lasting legacy was not his reign, but the cultural diffusion his conquests engendered.

Alexander founded some twenty cities that bore his name. His settlement of Greek colonists and the resulting spread of Greek culture in the east resulted in a new Hellenistic civilization, aspects of which were still evident in the traditions of the Byzantine Empire until the mid-15th century. Alexander became legendary as a classical hero in the mold of Achilles, and features prominently in the history and myth of Greek and non-Greek cultures. He became the measure against which generals, even to this day, compare themselves and military academies throughout the world still teach his tactical exploits.

Monday, September 19, 2011

does rick perry look like tucker mcelroy of the 'good old boys' from the 'blues brothers' movie?

you be the judge here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvIijJKdMOc&feature=related

also, stay tuned for my next more informative than cnn and fox news, more entertaining than hollywood new screenplay: 'my son wants to have sex with bill o'reilly, can we cure him of his disease?'

of south park and reality

here's a story on poverty and destitution in america, the world's biggest economy... clearly there are serious problems

http://news.yahoo.com/behind-poverty-numbers-real-lives-real-pain-151738270.html

also before the benji is a relatively recent south park episode on women queefing... i haven't laughed once at either stories

what is wrong with americans that they go around saying they have the biggest steak in texas and the biggest pies in oklahoma and boasting about how great they are... why don't the south park people address the recession they are in? why do they continue with their potty jokes, year after year? they are making stupid jokes that aren't even funny about queefs and anal farts (from the anus) and just walking by the destitute masses sleeping on cardboard boxes, not even caring about them, giggling like girls all the way to the bank

the only funny thing about this south park was the 'road warrior' queef in the congressional hearing scene, benji can assure you

that's america for you

o'reilly in early 19th century england part vi

the old man jenkins ambled forward from his place of repose within his shanty... it took the appearance of a kind of mad scientist's laboratory...

'tuppergars?' asked the old man jenkins in a booming voice.

'whipperninny!' responded the visitor in a tone of surety...

'whippaniffernannies,' responded the old man, as if somehow the non-sensical conversation had meaning for the two interlocutors.

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author's note: already, in this six part series, 'o'reilly in early 19th century england', i have managed not only to inform more than fox news and cnn does, but also entertain more than hollywood movies do.

how was i able to do that in such a simple fashion, like david wielding his marbles at goliath? simply because fox news, cnn and hollywood movies follow a strict guideline of supremacy of anglo-saxon names... they begin with the premise that bearing these names is automatically superior, and therefore they are like a rudderless boat tossed in the oceans, lost and without a philosophy.... that's why it was so easy for me to both inform and entertain in this short six part series beyond the ability of both cnn, fox news, and the typical hollywood movies available these days.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

o'reilly in early 19th century england part v

the lord of the manor deserted o'reilly and the latter crossed the portice of old man jenkin's shanty abode...

'tupperninny!!!' called o'reilly.

an indechiperable call followed from within the shanty, presumably it was old man jenkins.

dreams

was inclined to post up these dreams 6 hours ago but instead fell asleep and slept way too much.... now am barely inclined to post them up at all...... so un-inclined, may not even post them up -- also considering there were more dreams since --

south park, family guy and cleveland show revisited

revisiting these shows after a few months of abstinence we find they are stupid due to the inherent cultural weakness of advancing anglo name-bearers above all others...

o'reilly in early 19th century england part iv

well the lord of the manor deduced he should deliver the o'reilly once and for all up to the formiddable old man jenkins...

'come along old boy, you can't stay there,' said the lord.

'where are we going to?' asked o'reilly.

'we're going to walk up to yonder vale there, there's a little shack there it's the home of one rj. jenkins the second, he'd like to have a word with you he would.'

'very well then,' said the o'reilly, 'let us ascend there.'

'whither forward we go old boy,' said the lord and took up his cane and started on the unpaved garden path that wend up yonder mountain.

after travailling some time, the twosome arrived at the door of mr. rj jenkins wherein the lord rapped soundly with his cane upon the door, soliciting a response from within,

'mr. jenkins!' called the lord loudly, 'mr. jenkins!'

Saturday, September 17, 2011

searching for canadian bunny

searching for candian bunny, so far all we can find is this amusing spoof from brokeback mountain featuring two black guys and a car battery for nipple stimulation...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNeHre2Z18c

the canadian bunny unfortunately is the only good tv canada has ever produced... it features a bunny that never speaks but sometimes there's a voiceover and the voiceover guy or you can always tell what the bunny is thinking or feeling by his facial expressions (he doesn't talk much) and then states it to which the bunny would nod... this canadian bunny is called 'untalkative bunny' -- it's lousy but still canada's best tv/movie/news/documentary/audio-visual anything including celine dion and the screamy angry woman ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN7D6xuIljk&feature=relmfu

http://untalkativebunny.com/episode.html


if the girl with 2 pussies is canadian she is the greatest canadian performer/audio-visual character ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN_KXg3BsxM&feature=related

discovery channel's 'supernaturalist' entertains

stay-tuned to this spot while benji researches it... or even better, go watch an episode or two of discovery channel's 'supernaturalist'

IRANIAN power brokers think maybe they shouldn't release american hostages

'maybe we shouldn't release those hostages after all... i mean, Allah i hate those americans, especially hillary clinton, Allah i hate her! i'd give my left hand to stone her to death...'

'yeah, true dat homey, let's go play some more volleyball and decide if we should release them.'

Friday, September 16, 2011

o'reilly in early 19th century england part iii

'harry,' said the lady of the manor, for that was the good gentleman's name, 'this o'reilly has barely swept the stables at'all... what kind of help is 'e i ask yer?'

'i daresay, and he keeps on moping about returning to new amsterdam...'

'new amsterdam?' said the lady of the manor with a tone of great incredulity...

'some city in the colonies,' responded harry (the colonies being the former colonies of his Majesty, King George...

'in the colonies?' gasped the lady of the manor with great incredulity

'indeed, he wishes to return to his homeland...'

'well he bloomin' well better not, mr. norborough at the pet shop said 'e'd be fit to do our laundry, sweep out the stables and chop wood... return to the colonies! where does 'e think 'e'd get the money for that then? pinching pennies like a common pickpocket?'

'old man jenkins has expressed an interest in the old boy, he rather expects o'reilly could help him with his experiments...'

'old man jenkins,' said the lady of the manor and crossed herself after the manner of her irish grandmother, 'that creepy old bugger gives me naught but goosebumps just at the mention of 'is name, to the devil with 'im!'

Thursday, September 15, 2011

anglo-ossie-american media found to not even waffle on story of ex u.s. marine in murder trial in australia of anglo-aussie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sfjCvJAEFg&feature=related


http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sydney-nsw/walter-marsh-told-friends-he-was-being-implicated-in-the-murder-of-michelle-beets-court-hears/story-e6freuzi-1226137788504

well there's an interesting court trial going on now around a murder in april last year of a nurse from one of sydney's hospital... the accused is a former u.s. marine called walter, just like walter from my first movie 'keith's home cooking bonanza' outlined earlier in this blog! -- co-incidentally, walter's defense lawyer is called 'keith' just like krusty keith in 'keith's home-cooking bonanza' made 12 years before this murder case! what coincidences!

anyway, this case, where walter is accused of using a cutting/stabbing technique learnt in the marines on the victim, this spectacular case draws only cricket sounds from the anglo-american media...... the glory, the beauty of representing an anglo-saxon name finds only an empty wishing well here, hence the silence of a great deal of the anglo-name-bearing media

o'reilly in early 19th century england part ii

as the ethnically-polish philosopher, nietzsche, also of the 19th century put it: evolution does not always mean a constant going forward, so that some generations retrogress... nietzsche cited the example of the people of his own part of the 19th century being less than those of the 'renaissance'... however it's unclear from his writings if nietzsche gave this example enough thought or was just looking for a loose example to fit his meaningful point....

regardless, we found that the generation of 1810 england were probably a more prudent, hard-working generation than our own... although that depends on what we mean by 'our own' generation -- it's your generation -- so you be the judge... the story continues

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arriving home as the sun set, the maid, who accompanied the family, a young scottish woman with a marked scottish accent went ahead and made preparations for the induction of the o'reilly in his blue suit....

'cor! what an accent this man has!' said the mother, 'i can barely understand a word 'e says! 'ere, mr o'reilly, can you speak proper english? try repeating after me: -the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain - can you say that then?'

'ninnyhammer!???' scoffed the father after o'reilly had ejaculated the word in response to the lady of the manor's overtures....

(to be continued)

you've read samuel langhorne's 'connecticut yankee in king arthur's court' right???

beach boys, california girls...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0av63J-OuQ
fun fun fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoLMLFz2Hg8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XlqCFi6o-E

there's a lot of great art out there, isn't there? why there are mark twain's great novels and beach boys music... so much art!

but sometimes it seems like you just cannot get your head around it all... it's too crazy... too potty, too crappy, too foolish...

seems like movies have to follow a formula: sandler craps on lawn and makes farting noises (funny) -- transformer robot throws trailer truck across busy manhattan road destroying cars and shopfronts, pounds ground and road breaks open, special effects abound (drama/action).... scorcese's mafia guys shoot someone and talk sharp (drama/mafia genre)

sometimes it all seems a bit redundant though, doesn't it? sure it does

that's why sometimes it's better to just go off and get creative yourself... in that spirit, we present you with: 'bill o'reilly in early 1800 england'

preamble:

by the late 1700s england was a world leader in elementary democracy and most especially capitalism on a massive scale due to her various economic interests in india and elsewhere, and perhaps most importantly the first of all the world's nations to industrialize earnestly.... while her industrialization and wealth and influence would never match that achieved by russia in a far shorter span of time after being sorely pricked by nazi germany, all of this achieved without england's standard capitalism...

still, in the early 1800s the steam engine, engines in general and the advent of electricity would provide the founding seeds, coincidental with the birth of the new nation, america, that would provide the foundation for all modern advents... this arguably was preambled by the work of notable european thinkers in prior centuries like descartes, newtown and others of europe

as one of marx's early books reveals, the working conditions of the english working classes of this time were anything but amiable, still it provided the foundation for a burgeoning middle class...

so we find ourselves in our story, a little outside london in twickenham, some 200 years ago, a modest middle class family consisting of husband and wife, a few little children and a maid/governess retained by the family find themselves shopping in a bazaar on a sunday afternoon... before long they found an odd pet store and the welshman within essayed to sell them an exotic specimen from canada, supposedly brought over by merchant marine salmon fisherman... it was none other than bill o'reilly, who had failed to entertain often in his no spin zone, as in cameo appearances in routine, methodic formulaic zombie fests like 'transformers' and other such movies....

one of the young children eyed the o'reilly in its bright blue suit behind it's little bars and said,

'oh mummy, i do say, he looks ever so lonely, do you think he's dangerous?'

'i daresay he's not,' said the welsh pet store proprietor, 'he's been vaccinated and is house-trained, he's a funny little specimen, but perfectly harmless, i daresay you could get him to do your laundry and tidy up around your manor.'

another child piped up and said,

'i daresay we should take him home ma'am' (pronounced 'mu-um')

and so they did, the little children pushing the o'reilly along before them in his shiny blue suit in his little cage on a little red wagon, passers by of all classes stopped to look at the o'reilly, some in their sunday finest, indicating they were of the aristocratic classes, others were mere potato famine fleeing irish in naught but rags....

'mummy what's a bloviator?'

'a bloviator? i daresay, where did you hear a word like that before? a bloviator? goodness gracious!'

'he said it, the o'reilly just called someone a bloviator!' said one of the little children...

'well i'll be damned,' said the father, 'he speaks english! a 'bloviator'? what the devil could that be then? does anybody jolly well know what a bloviator is?'

and so went the passage towards the manor, the family having left their horse and carriage at home, preferring to sun themselves in the same manner as the parisians in the champs-elysees not far from there.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

porsche case

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JipHEz53sU&feature=fvwrel

so the blog around late may about getting hit by a porsche is coming home to roost...

but first, i noticed (again) parking my car after a long and enjoyable taxi shift tonight, that included driving out to 'schofields' - a rural area not far from my home town in sydney's west.... it's always nice to visit home like that....

i noticed parking that there's an old cupboard left by the previous owners of my wife and i's apartment... it has handles that are uncannily the same as the handles on the bedroom suite in my parents' bedroom when i was a little child... in fact, i can still remember one day, as a four year old or so, going about with the claw on a hammer and forcibly removing all of these handles, one by one, until they were rendered useless, don't ask me why... but what's amazing is that in all my travels around the world the multitude of situations and spaces i had found myself in, whether it was the apartment of the former french ambassador to vietnam, or wherever, i never once found the same handles as the ones in my parents' bedroom, until i bought my first apartment here in auburn... what a mystery

also, since mentioning the porsche case, i never did tell anyone, in conversation, almost never, that my father was, to all extents and purposes, a lawyer, as he had finished a law degree although he never ended up making a career in that path... i still remember his two tomes on 'cases on torts'.... anyway, as a taxi driver, i can meet experts in a number of fields daily... civil engineers that know about studying meteorological records for designing freeways, lawyers, you name it...

anyway, the porsche guy, alex, that hit me, his insurance company had their credit collection agency hit me up for thirty one thousand dollars, for repairs on a seventy-five-thousand dollar car that hit me as i was pulling out from park position with no insurance in a 50kph zone (about 34mph).... they decided to settle for sixteen thousand dollars for the sake of avoiding court expenses and the expense of keeping the file open, which is common practice here in australia where property damage insurance isn't mandatory, i agreed to paying out a lump sum of sixteen thousand dollars when yesterday i finally received the witness statement from witness bushby that approached me after the accident... her statutory declaration is pretty clear in assigning blame to the porsche driver

i intend to write the credit collection agency and request a lower settlement, despite having already agreed to pay out the 16k.... and potentially taking it to court after that... unfortunately in the british legal system, even with 'contributory negligence' taken into account, even if i were found to be only 10% at fault, i run the risk of potentially thousands and thousands of dollars in court costs to pay for the insurance company's lawyers, at this point, my only way out would be to sign over my share and title deed of my wife and i's apartment solely to her name and then put my equity in said apartment into a bank account in spain under someone else's name and declare bankrupcy, i would hate to do that, but i would also hate to get shafted and pay out more than i should

sux

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

is obama keeping it real or no?

before i went on my latest taxi shift -- obama is at rose garden talking up his latest proposal and booklet... 12 hours later and obama has made his way to ohio and is talking up the same thing...

one question: what the hell are you talkin' about there willis????

elaboration: construction jobs??? schools and internet???

Monday, September 12, 2011

watching obama rape your economy on accident

have you ever bought an ikea bookshelf.... you thought you could put it together, then bam! you broke something, before you know it, another shelf is broken.... then a leg is broken... now you've accidentally smashed the glass pane

that's o-bam-a-nomics!


then, in november 2012, from the white house, obama addresses america:

my fellow americans, by popular consensus, i have single-handedly accidentally raped our economy leaving it worse than anyone else could have done, in my position... sorry about that...

feeling guilty, the american voters say to themselves, 'oh that's ok, it's not your fault, it could have happened to anyone... really, don't blame yourself... would you like us to elect you for another 4 years in office???'

uncertain about ur feelings for Putin?

on one hand he seems like such a great guy! harley-davidson riding and trout fishing, but then you watch a documentary like 'the murder of litvinkenko' and you start doubting Putin.... is he just a power-monger elitist shoring up an elitist caste of KGB-cum-mega-rich...

see 'the murder of litvinkenko'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYkWS3HUHOA&feature=related


sympathize with this movie character (dimmy's mom) who is also torn by doubt by a spotless/yet flawed character:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2AYJuY15Y4


hey, it's better than watching obama accidentally break something isn't it????

Sunday, September 11, 2011

write your own biblical book!

sick of genesis and doittomerodney? it's all so allegorical, how are you meant to make sense of that rabbinical mess????

why not write your own bibical book? If it's good for Joseph Smith, why not you?? give it a fancy sounding name like: Reductionus

now adopt a fancy, Godlike tone and go crazy!

Reductionus: Book 1...

And the Lord cameth down upon high to the Moronites, and spaketh unto them and saideth:

get you your atheists like Bill Maher, and your right-wingeth bible thumping literalist fundamentalists like Rick Perry and bringeth them unto a factory where they mayeth maketh an X-box, liketh unto the PS3.

So spaketh the Lord. And the Lord sayeth, bring also all of the Moronites like the Moroni Stewart and bringeth them unto the factory that measureth 25 cubits by 100 cubits in the old system, that they may maketh there the X-box. Let the Sabbath be observed on the 7th day, but let them work between half and two-thirds of the day of the other days making the X-box.

So said the Lord

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Now, it's your turn, can you get biblical? Remember, there's a lick in every biblical.

9/11 tv anniversary too depressing to watch

yeah americans are glorious bastards and that was a helluva attack but it's just too depressing to watch.... f*ck watching it

Saturday, September 10, 2011

what's the difference between a psycho killer and a paperback writer that writes about psycho killers?

take stephen king, writer of paperbacks about psycho killers and some psycho killer like osama ben laden....

obviously osama ben laden is a psycho killer, most people never cared when he just blew up africans in kenya.... but it still made him a psycho killer -- he caused alot of pain and suffering to all kinds of victims' families, just in the kenyan bombing alone

moving on, stephen king is hailed as a genius, obviously he is suffering from psychosis, he details his psychosis in detail, book after book, is he locked up and medicated? no! he is feted as a genius! does that make sense?

let's play a game

it's called, 'if i were a bloodthirsty despicable tyrant' -- all you need is a tv, a set of remote controls (that work) and an imagination...

it's just imagination and joking, so no need to worry about pre-meditated murder charges or intent to kill charges, now let's play!

first, switch on your tv, start scrolling through the channels, uh-huh! law and order is on tv, watch:

this show has been on tv and has too many spinoffs, it's retarded, it's always the same crap, it really insults your intelligence (assuming you have enough of it), so pretending you're a bloodthirsty despicable tyrant, how would you take care of 'law and order' cast and crew?

a) have them lined up along a wall, give them all a cigarrette and bid them smoke it before blowing their brains out

b) kneecap them one by one and watch them scream, realizing they will need reconstructive surgery on their knees and may never walk correctly again

c) throw them out of an aeroplane over north korea and throw some chopsticks out with them


CLICK! time to change the channel...

discovery channel: most evil............. jackpot, you've hit paydirt --- you love this show! it's time to think about treating instead of tricking, how can you show ur appreciation to discovery channel without coming across as creepy or scary? try writing them fan mail!

a) dear discovery channel, i really, really enjoyed your show 'most evil', can you please come over to my place so i can feed you??? please???

b) dear discovery channel, i am not a stalker, i really like your show, 'most evil', but i am not sure how to show my appreciation without seeming creepy, do you have any giftware with some of your featured killers?

c) dear discovery channel, i would like to meet the forensic psychiatrist on your show 'most evil', can you please tell me where he lives? and his phone number? what time does he normally arrive home? does he travel home alone, if so, on what days?

do you ever want to punch that CNN comedy guy in his pimply face?

you know the guy i mean, his name evades me but he does a show like steven colbert -- johnny stewart or someone.....

don't you ever just want to punch his stupid, girly face in? and then kick his arse and then throw him off an aeroplane over afghanistan with a parachute and a bra?

does God play dice?

Einstein famously said, 'God does not play dice.'

Einstein was right, God does not play dice.... there's a definitely a lot of leeway for you to goof off.... Francis Bacon said that dishonesty and crime, theft... is a sign of boldness not towards other men but towards God........ do not try being overly bold towards God, he/she/it/they do not play dice...

Friday, September 9, 2011

of mitt romney's public persona

if you have ever seen english sci-fi comedy, red dwarf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB-NnVpvQ78

you would realize that mitt romney acts uncannily like the robot character, criton, or kreighton.....

cancer

recently a guy was saying how cancer killed his wife in only 3 months.... 1 minute, everything a-ok -- then cancer in back of brain, chest and shoulders... chemotherapy is afforded but to no avail to cancer in brain -- 3 months -- dead... cancer consumation

daft punk: harder, better, faster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQ

Thursday, September 8, 2011

mace is injected into the tooth fairy story for the first time, 10 years after 9/11

Most of recordings come from the FAA and are of controllers and the military liaisons working with them. But some come from other sources, including a phone call that Betty Ong, a flight attendant on American Airlines Flight 11, placed to the airline.

"Somebody's stabbed in business class, and, um I think there is Mace that we can't breathe," Ong says. "I don't know, I think we're getting hijacked."


http://news.yahoo.com/audio-files-reveal-9-11-air-traffic-horror-131256823.html;_ylt=AvqzKlSCkuZyJisQparLi6JtzwcF;_ylu=X3oDMTRjZDVuaW5mBGNjb2RlA3JkdG9wMjAwcG9vbARtaXQDTmV3cyBmb3IgeW91BHBrZwM5YThiODNjOS1iNDRmLTNlOGItYTNhOC1lZmQzODJmMzM1MGQEcG9zAzEEc2VjA25ld3NfZm9yX3lvdQR2ZXIDMjdjYTEzNTAtZGE0OC0xMWUwLWE3ZjAtNDkyMjM0MWFlZWU5;_ylg=X3oDMTJyZmExZ2JmBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDZTBjN2Q5ZmMtYjk0ZC0zODI4LTliN2QtM2UyOTcwYzRmNWY0BHBzdGNhdAN1cwRwdANzdG9yeXBhZ2UEdGVzdAM-;_ylv=3

famous nytimes columnist thomas friedman

Inadvertantly causes mass suicide movement by speaking his thoughts for more than 5 minutes... All parties that heard him started calculating ways to suicide... One party decided to hang themselves with their shoelaces... Friedman's mind numbingly hollow garble was capable of grounding air traffic... Finally friedmann's job was outsourced to charlie browns mumbling teacher to the relief of all


hear how money can be saved by outsourcing all of friedmann's work to charlie brown's teacher:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04&feature=related

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

a spanish joke told me by a couple of spaniards in tibet one time that made me laugh

there was an englishman, a german and a spaniard stuck on a desert island one time, finding nothing to eat and starving, the german up and said, 'look, i'll cut my leg off and we can eat that...'

and so they did and days and days later they found they were starving again so the englishman said, 'look i'll cut my arm off and we can eat that,'

and so they did and days and days later they found they were starving again so the spaniard flopped out his 'johnson' to which the german rubbed his hands together and said, 'mmm sausage,'.... to which the spaniard responded: 'no! one glass of milk and everyone off to bed.'

AP writer louise watt does her little shpiel on china

http://news.yahoo.com/top-chinese-wealthys-wish-list-leave-china-065826880.html;_ylt=Atzs0ZQrHi17d3DxEs6NVfBvaA8F;_ylu=X3oDMTRoZTVjN3JuBGNjb2RlA3dlaWdodGVkY3QuYwRtaXQDTW9zdFBvcHVsYXIgV29ybGQEcGtnAzkzZTVlYTE5LTljMzMtM2YwOS1hZWM4LTBlZWVmNzQxZGMxOARwb3MDMgRzZWMDbW9zdF9wb3B1bGFyBHZlcgNhNTM5MGZjMC1kOTMxLTExZTAtOGJlNS04OGFjYzI5MGNjMDc-;_ylg=X3oDMTFwZTltMWVnBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN3b3JsZARwdANzZWN0aW9ucwR0ZXN0Aw--;_ylv=3

watt what, oops, what watt doesn't seem to understand is that there are very many communist chinese, a misleading term as they can be pretty savvy people in many ways, here in australia, who would in no wise want to stay here after finishing their university degrees because they find it too boring here.... does liberty-bell clanging louise watt understand that china can be a lot more interesting than america and that democracies in general are more boring and less interesting than non-democracies.... do you watt -- eh? what?

probably a good opportunity to jab o'really in the nose and his broad sideswipes of the AP being too left-leaning without actually referring to anything they actually do.... big generalizations -- no details..... AP articles are often very varied in topic and scope and fairly well detailed

i will add here 2 very inconsequential facts.... that in china, the emergency phone number is exactly the opposite in america: 119..... which is also the date of september 11 everywhere except america, so to speak....... curiously, and meaninglessly, my university studies in madrid/spain in mass media and suchlike ended up in 9 (failed) of 11 (total classes finished) in spain and 9 (passed) of 11 (total classes finished) in australia (my two nations of citizenship) -- odd, but true

of australia's last 3 prime ministers....the taxi shift just done and other random crap

air - kelly watch the stars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rui0hzN-EFE&ob=av2e

air - surfing on a rocket
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siJlPtWkmzw&ob=av2e

australia's second last prime minister - john howard - who was voted in in 1996 until 2007 -- a very long term -- was on the radio today -- recently in this blog there was alot of harsh criticism of his public persona... however, alot of people in australia favored his policies and found him very capable.... today, listening to him talk on the radio it seems like the first time he actually didn't seem like a horrible, ravenous bloodthirsty monster, go figure.... anyway, despite never having liked the man's public persona in the slightest, with the possible exception of recent radio listening.... howard's policies probably would seem more agreeable to the writer than the current prime minister who otherwise has a very agreeable public persona, we question whether she 'turns up' the redneck factor as sometimes australians like doing this.... the interval priminister (sic), rudd, who was australia's first female priminister is a classic example of the extreme lengths australians will go to to keep their leadership british (or irish or cornish or whatever)

moving on... random memory, working at tota fina elf headquarters in paris, france... in the 'espace du langue'.... it seemed like someone was blaming me for some missing camera.... possible good fodder for a temper tantrum and defensive attitude.... we recall nice lady there, her reassuring attitude and forward stance on chilling me out -- she certainly understood me.......

was gonna mention some aspects of tonite's taxi shift but almost cannot be bothered, was going so unbelievably slowly and penniless -- that at midnite it almost seemed like a good idea to take some potrait painter woman's invite to take our conversation to a bar but i passed and was able to turn the shift around and keep on making money.... later 3 stranded teenage girls wanted a free ride 12 kilometres away.... r u serious? show me the money.... i drove them like 500 metres and told them to call the cops.... drove off and thought twice.... gave them ride home for $6.50.... big discount --- one of them said her father was a druggie who lost his job and left wife/daughter....... coz of giving them free ride, despite misgivings, ended up getting good fares after that, so it was definitely the right thing to do
...also did some more wednesday nite dyke nite lesbo runs from the 'sly fox' bar


final random point, how can christians not question 'miraculous' things from bible... which they actually should question if they are unsure of them, like miracle healings, etc... but the same christians cannot swallow that 9/11 is poltergeist/crazy supernatural stuff

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

romney talks politics with greta van susterearnin

china bashing is futile -- one statistic has it only 2% of u.s. imports are finished product from china, another that approx. 90% of u.s. economy is self-sustaining, bought and produced from within america....

isn't the problem baby boomer retirement and high cost of climate disasters?

did u know romney's father ran for president against nixon in 1968?

does mitt romney make sense

watch the excellent 'chewbacca defense' from south park... it will make ur head explode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1QI4P0YqtM&feature=related

similarly, does it make sense that a mormon is governor or senator of massachussettes? mormons are from utah -- it does not make sense

now for a scornful attack on journalism in general

don't journalists, very generally speaking, seem worse than girls to you? how they pose and posture as if they were stalwart, non-biased witnesses of events when of course, the reality is they all have their biases....

follows a scornful mockery of 'journalism'

benji news alert:

benjiville, benjiland: shock survey results have revealed that AP journalists will refuse to snort coke unless it has an official FARQ seal on it... when contacted for comment, an AP spokesperson, speaking under condition of anonymity and wearing a t-shirt sporting the colombian flag, said that the rumors were false

in other news, conan o'brien denies his staff writers write their best material after 'getting chronically baked', he also denied that his attack on some irrelevant french actor is indicative of an inferiority complex or a banal, meaningless existence... 'maybe i could make someone special an x-box,' commented o'brien

in other news, france and england have both denied they are the boringest (sic) nations in the world, france's minister of culture could not be reached for comment

CNN's anderson cooper, when asked if he was a little teapot quipped, 'here is my handle, here is my spout.'

when asked if they still believed the tooth fairy was responsible for the 9/11 attacks, an anonymous ABC spokesperson said, 'maybe' and sniffed and touched their nose (which was red).

in other news, a team of university of crapola physicists have partnered with an international team of miners to drill extensively in the andean mountain chain to see if allegations that CNN's neverending crap tunnel actually had an end were based on reality. meanwhile CNN's Vasileva denies the bags under her eyes are a direct result of bulgarians being the craziest motherfuckers on the planet, 'gluposti!' she is reported to have said. She also denied grinding her teeth in her sleep unlike the rest of Bulgaria.

journalists for reuters stated they were proud they could string a few fancy phrases together and only occasionally make syntactic errors, 'with spell and grammar check on word for windows, i don't even need to lay off pot for a few hours' said lars thunderbutt of reuters michigan's bureau (it's not an office, it's a 'bureau' (pronounced: byoo-row))

fox news' bill o'reilly, when reached for comment, said the 'problem with people nowadays, you know, people who don't spend 500 thousand on their education, is they don't know really useless stupid words that you only find in boutique thesauri (that's the plural version of thesaurus, you know?) at the end of a paragraph of other meaningless, redundant words, take: fickelstein; i bet you're too uneducated to know what a 'fickelstein' is; would you like me to condascendingly tell you what a fickelstein is without breaking the rhythm of the conversation?'

more news on the hour

unprecedented psychic terror attack premonition

well, take it or leave it, this is the benji's first imminent terror attack psychic premonition, could just be a case of mistaken intuition... hopefully in any terror attack is intended to be executed soon, e.g., in europe, it will be foiled....

Monday, September 5, 2011

memories of 9/11


alot of 9/11 anniversaries come and go and you cannot even remember where you were during most of them... can remember riding on a bus in L.A. during 9/11 2006... not much of an event.... just a electronic signboard on the bus said it was september 11... no-one in LA seemed to remember or care about it at all

during the original 9/11.... we remember arriving in america a few weeks beforehand and being surprised by the recurrence of a real deep, drawling australian accent... coming from spain, where an australian accent is virtually an impossibility... being an improbable language where all 't's are meshed into 'd's so that waiting becomes wading and starting becomes starden and so forth, ad infinitum....

we remember visiting nyc a few weeks after the attacks, the place was still smoking and hot molten steel was still reported weeks and weeks after that, due to the supernatural event....

we remember the looks of shock on the people at a subway station mouth and thinking, well welcome to my life, we can understand that.... shock, attack, defeat... the people rubbernecking by ground zero were quiet and sombre - get bent gringos, go make me an x-box

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0U0AlLVqpk&ob=av2n
(listen to simple plan's 'welcome to my life' here)



in a book shop in manhattan, we especially remember a nice american girl, possibly a yankee or speaking like a yankee finding my demeanour and manners (including speech) amusing... no wonder....... u really have to give it to these americans, if they can do one thing properly it's speak english correctly with excellent enunciation and modulation.... they never or very seldomly say 'd' instead of 't'.... they always speak clearly, sometimes so loudly you feel challenged by them.... they are certainly a people that can challenge you....

cnn vs. fox today

surprisingly, in an o'reilly morgan match up, morgan wins

o'reilly is with reruns of the uber silly pants miller, morgan, normally an unstomachable pompous relic of an aparteidist, inbred english culture, provides entertainment with talk about materialism with some dude from entertainment industry wearing a pink shirt

turkey / israel fallout, who is right, who is wrong

israel is right, turkey is wrong

let me clarify, even if some well-meaning israeli jew says that turkey is partly right and israel is partly wrong, that would just mean that said jew is an ashkenazi jew that has a secret hidden agenda to thwart sephardic jews and really doesn't even believe what they say about turkey and israel; contrarily, if a sephardic jew says israel is partly in the wrong and turkey is partly in the right, this would indicate said sephardic jew is either mentally unstable or a terrorist

why would israeli jews even fly to turkey or go to turkey at all anymore? stop going there you stupid nazi loving jews! why don't they go to africa instead? all the africans just love jews to pieces way down there, let them go to nigeria or eithiopia or kenya or wherever, stupid f*&cking anti-semitic jews!

http://news.yahoo.com/turks-israelis-claim-harassment-airports-110702578.html

climate change and economic drag of fully industrialized nations

climate change is a divisive term these days... one point, which came about recently, and which may not be recognized by science yet... and not a discovery of the writer but some other theorists, is that the Earth is acting as an electro-magnet... with the north and south pole acting something like poles on a magnet... electrical energy is generated from the constant spinning of the earth.... the theorist proposed that the natural reserves and deposits of metals in the earth's belly, the earth being unique as the only living thing 'on earth' that never dies, its metallic deposits of minerals act as the cables on an electro-magnet or the wires on an armature/motor.... from this perspective, over-mining the earth, as is occurring, would have a negative, un'natural' effect....

climate change seems to be depriving fully industrialized countries of economic expansion

will it float?

someone remind me if new ny lawyer drama 'suits' floats -- maybe in a year or so

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1632701/episodes


here's an upbeat version of gladys nite song 4u

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pHhItkhc7o

here it is not on cocaine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaSePH-8gbY&feature=related

why do sharks only attack australians when they are of anglo-irish descent?

coz they are arseholes...... that's why

you know yahoo news? www.news.yahoo.com

i look at these snivellers like a hawk.... this includes stories from reuters, cnn, ap, abc.... i am here to document, for posterity, the drawbacks and weaknesses of the West........ none of the statements i have made in the past about the anglo-american-whitey bias are self-repudiated....

here's a story about australia's previous right-leaning 'prime minister' - a maximum sniveller without an ounce of backbone in him, even the present british 'prime minister' guillard is better than that guy, that is for sure.... the whitey-anglo-american impulse in the american media, left and right, to favor australians of anglo/scottish/irish descent will not go unnoticed on this website, mark it, as it represents a historical weakness of this kind of people, the kind that invites attack like the 9/11 attacks and the bali bombings of october 2002

the anglo australian is all-to-often a crude, binge-drinking, thug... vile... and more often than not, receives a pat on the head and a wink from his whitey-american buddy for no better reason than sporting an anglo name and speaking (after a manner of sorts) the english language = weakness.............. germans!



http://news.yahoo.com/australias-howard-surprise-9-11-witness-064259711.html;_ylt=AmRwxLeTPnpg5fr1yIp.2dxvzwcF;_ylu=X3oDMTNvczJjN2RoBG1pdANKdW1ib3Ryb24gVVNTRgRwa2cDNGNlY2IwZGYtZDAxNS0zNTNlLWE4NGUtYjg4NmE0ZTU1YzlmBHBvcwMyBHNlYwNqdW1ib3Ryb24EdmVyA2JlMWU3MjgwLWQ3OGEtMTFlMC1iODM1LWIwODJjOTU4MzIzOA--;_ylg=X3oDMTFtdTQ1b3RjBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN1cwRwdANzZWN0aW9ucwR0ZXN0Aw--;_ylv=3

putumayo arabic groove cd

has arrived from Pennsylvania, sans tax..... cheap buy and cheap postage....

one book i read as a kid, which never became a hollywood movie... despite 'the chronicles of narnia' being made into a movie (??!!), is 'the magician' by raymond feist... an american author of hispanic origin based/from southern california.... feist's book is a good read for kids, i wouldn't bother reading it again however one particular part of the book comes to mind as memorable.... in the story, some kid becomes apprenticed as some kind of gay-arse magician.... then a rift in the space-time continuum is opened up by superior magicians from a different planet... they have some kind of superior chilled out asian mentality.... one of their elite magicians then realizes that the now slave-kid apprentice magician, now grown up, has a shitload of midiclorians so he gets sent to some kind of monastery to become a magician in the style of the superior planet.... there are only three levels of mastery at their school: white coat, grey coat, black coat... black coat means you're like a full jedi.... the most memorable part of this novel is when the kid from the backward-arse planet, now grown up on the more advanced planet, goes from either white to grey or grey to black robe.... his teacher just communicates with him in telepathy at this point... definitely a good read (this part of the novel)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magician_%28novel%29

Sunday, September 4, 2011

my friend Aurora

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcaxrqhUJ4c&ob=av3e

my friend Aurora was a debt-collection lawyer... some 14 years my senior... i first met her in the town she had probably spent most of her life, in the south-east of spain, a little town called murcia which is the capital city of the province of murcia, murcia province being one of spain's 'states' or 'autonomous regions'.... this is the part of spain along with catalunya, barcelona and valencia that fell under the soviet sphere of influence during spain's civil war.... they ended up losing it

the people in this town were likeable to me, the nearest thing to its ambience in america would be found in los angeles or some similar looking part of southern california... spanish names, huertas/vegetable gardens next to the roads, rolling hillsides, a warm sunny climate... access to beach and coast...... although none of my own family was from this southern part of spain, i could definitely feel a sense of connection to my compatriots there

aurora was a beautiful friend... there was never any question of our relationship being anything but platonic... i knew her when i was 19 and so she was about 33 or 34.... she came to learn that some little relationship i was in with a girl nearer my own age had ended and that part of the reason was because of the influence of a mutual acquaintance of ours, a much older woman, who, unfortunately, i had placed too much stock in her advice

anyway, it was a short-lived relationship that had died for me... aurora's apartment, where we mostly spent our time together was wonderfully peaceful and full of beautiful vibrations and good energy..... aurora was suffering at the time from back problems and was somewhat unable to work.... at the time i was living with my uncle, who told me that he understood that the anglo-saxon was his natural born enemy (as a spaniard) -- possibly a true thing -- however in those days i was neither embittered against the anglo-aussies (despite already having been misjudged and mistreated by them on various occasions), any other aussies, and adored americans without any reservation against them (certainly at least the ones i met in spain)... i also enjoyed living in spain and the sights and sounds every day brought -- it was a real benefaction, in hindsight... a cousin of my uncle, and of my father, luz divina (divine light) or luci for short, joked once that my late arrival to a gathering and my red face was an indication i had been fornicating with aurora, i swore it wasn't true however it probably wasn't clear if she really believed it or was just trying to annoy me.... what i knew about luz divina was that she had had some terrible rotten luck in her own life, her parents and her only sibling, one by one, had suicided... we all knew it wasn't an uncommon thing amongst the alvarezes to do so, as my father and uncle's father (the same man), jose antonio, a fairly wealthy self-made man who had accumulated a great deal of wealth in businesses beginning with the rebuilding period of spain after the civil war, around when world war ii was starting, had also suicided towards the latter phase of his life, along with one of his sons who was an out of the closet, practicing homosexual, who suicided earlier in life, perhaps in his 30s, according to my mother he was a very elegant man who dressed very well.....

i understand if a person suicide's because business events become too unfortunate and overbearing.... these people you read about in america and pakistan and queensland state in australia and really anywhere, that are left penniless after a flood wipes them out, and their insurance company either reneges on them or else they do not have insurance, for example, in the american case, due to an incompetent system; these suicide cases i find completely understandable

on one occasion i invited aurora to meet the ex-girlfriend mentioned above, a spanish girl, along with my father and sister who were in town at the time.... both the latter would later suicide... in the case of my sister, in 1999, and my father in 2008.... i found my sister's death extremely devastating and possible became a very hard-hearted person as a result of it... the news of my father's suicide also brought me to tears.... still, i understand in the case of my sister a series of events played out that led her to feeling unemployable and having lost.... i understand her choice..... i cannot imagine my father would have lived much longer than 10 years, in the event of not suiciding

some people try to say that suicide is selfish and ignorant..... i would not rush in to agree with that.... in japan it was often a normal part of the culture, often when some disgrace meant shame, a person would suicide as the only honorable way out.... if you believe in pre-destination, it's hard to believe a person's Soul will outlive whatever it is it came to live for in the first place.... in any case, it's not a topic i'd be willing to argue with anyone as there are too many facets to it.... i am lucky i never had to discover a dead body or be blamed by police for it as has happened to one of my friend's that unfortunately discovered the dead body of his father and was later held in suspicion by the police for it, according to my recollection.... people should try to struggle to overcome their problems, the best bet probably being to pack a bag, go to a whole new country to live in, and starting over - often this option seems untenable for a great many people, especially if they are locked in to a marriage and family, even still, it is an excellent way to redress problems, much better than suiciding

still when i knew aurora, those troubles were far away and i didn't know what my destiny held in store for me.... i imagine no-one ever can.... so much of what we are and experience is just an amalgamation of memory and perceptions anyway...

still the sweetest thing about youth is precious little memory to run off of.... as stated, those days spent in aurora's apartment, in early 1996, were some of the most peaceful moments i had ever known.... the feel of the city outside, the old church vaguely visible through the curtains of aurora's sitting room windows... twice i brought new girlfriends along to meet aurora 4 years apart.... once before those events she brought me scuba diving near cartagena in spain's southeast... i remember she schooled me on the drive there but i was a little vacant about it all...... then under the water, about 10 or 15 metres under, she tested me by ripping the breathing apparatus out of my mouth... i remembered her instructions and placed the breathing apparatus upside down and inserted it into my mouth which was held up towards the surface so that no water would be able to enter the mix, i passed that test but later ran out of oxygen at 20 metres beneath the surface....

i became so panicked it's unclear if my panick or the low level of oxygen or some other problem meant i couldn't inflate my jacket helping me to float quicker to the surface, so i ended up dog paddling to the surface, about 20 metres and in a panic and unable to breath and not getting help from a fully inflated jacket -- and all of this with empty lungs... the last 10 metres and then 5 and even 3 metres to the surface seemed to take forever.... finally i made it to the surface and aurora was there laughing at me, she assured me that even if i had've blacked out she would have carried me to the surface and given me cpr and there was no way i could have drowned and died

Saturday, September 3, 2011

3 strange memories


2 from the world of ambulists, one from inside vehicle.....

walking into a home of a friend of a friend... so a friendly stranger: accidentally tracking dog crap onto her floor from my shoes --- she had to clean it up

riding in the back of a taxi being a douche-bag customer without conception of consideration or annoyance (there are many of them) -- riding with 2 gorgeous girls in the backseat... singing happily drunk

bouncing down a staircase childishly making childish googling noises.... hands and elbows extended slightly to the side to facilitate rapid bouncing down the staircase.... three men are at the bottom of the staircase, one of them looks incredulously at me and his partners and cocks his head to laugh... the other two remain silent - maybe they couldn't see me - the three men were cops

Friday, September 2, 2011

of creativity


you know that creative people, often think of their creations as children of their mind.... if you've been reading this blog, you'd know something of the writer's mind... marijuana and alcohol certainly affect the mind.... as a taxi driver, your mind is generally in a different place, you're constantly cruising along streets, moving... strangers get in... every single thing that society says to isolate other portions of (the entire world's) society really applies to ALL of society: terrorist, sociopath, villain, criminal, thug and most importantly of all - HYPOCRITE....

as a taxi driver most people are generally ambulists, or 'peatones' people walking around.... you wouldn't have to drive a taxi long to realize that people are selfish, inconsiderate and devilish... they do not think twice about annoying you with their mobile phone calls, make disgusting sounds with their throats.... their very essence vibrates with blood from animals slayed for their consumption and selfishness.... they are the atomic nucleus at the centre of their own individual universe, with a few planets in attendance to their own life: their 'loved ones' - often their wives/husbands/children/best friends, etc

douchebag

a taxi driver sees a vignette of this every single shift and hopes for a customer that will provide intelligent conversation and some interesting insight into their own Life and how it may throw interest in being different to the taxi driver's own insight into life.....

before first driving a taxi in sydney (or anywhere), in 1999, before 9/11, i was an ambulist too, one of these clowns looking to 'do stuff'... for that is what people do, they are constantly 'doing stuff' -- mostly untrue stuff...

anyway, being enrolled in film school university, in 1998, i decided to make a 'first movie'..... this stillborn effort or healthy bouncing baby (you be the judge), was born thus, as a child of a pothead and drunk 22 year old....

i called my movie: 'keith's homecooking bonanza' - after the main character, keith, an anglo (or irish) aussie homosexual and also the famous tv show 'bonanza'....

keith was accompanied in a kitchen by 'willy big doodle' played by an american marine cum aussie -- there was also 'hardcore sally' played by a barwoman at the bar the film was shot at called sally and my buddy alluded to earlier in this blog as 'karl marx'.... there was also an indian 'quickie mart' guy filmed in the quickie mart next to the bar and a rock group consisting of 5 young women....

after making this film, i enjoyed watching it many many times, as it was my own little creation and my brainchild (or stillborn child), here is how the dialog ran:

keith (talking very gayly): hi, welcome to my show, keith's homecooking bonanza, i'm your host krusty keith, and we've got a lovely show planned for you today, i'll be assisted by my gorgeous, hunky assistant, willy big doodle, hi willy! (keith says hi willy in an extremely gay way as he was a very homosexual guy and does a little wave)

{in my notes for this film, i wrote: --willy big doodle (gay/straight?)-- interestingly, after filming, walter, the former marine cum aussie said to me: you know ben, i didn't even know if i was meant to be gay or straight in that movie - so there you go}

willy big doodle: hi krusty keith, it's lovely to be here, so what are we gonna be making today?

keith: today we're gonna to india with a spicy curry, it's going to be scrumptious!

willy big doodle: you mean better than a big white cock up my arse?

keith: (affecting an air of shock) willy! don't say that! anyway, as i was saying, today we'll be going to india

then i spliced in the 5 all-girl rockers sitting on a picnic table after one of their little rock gigs and they said:

why would you cook a meal with curry in it (and more short commentaries like such)

keith: ok willy, (keith is actually noticeably reading his lines from the script i wrote up before filming and gave him), now it seems we don't have any curry

wbd: oh man, what the fuck are we gonna do without any curry?

keith: we'll just have to send hardcore sally down...

wbd: hardcore sally, she's bodacious

keith: where is she, hardcore sally, hardcore sally darling

(at this point hardcore sally is spliced in filmed from a different angle on a different day and from basically where wbd was standing)

hardcore sally: hi guys

wbd: there you are hardcore sally, what's up girl, how you doing?

keith: sally, sally darling, we need more curry, from the quickie mart, in a hurry, please sally please!

hardcore sally: guys, not a problem

.....

at this point the film continues with the quickie mart guy supposedly talking to hardcore sally although you don't see her, the quickie mart guy is filmed in a quickie mart but then you say my buddy karl marx watching the quickie mart guy (apu) on a tv and he starts yelling at the quickie mart guy and what he is saying.......

......

at this point the writer is completely disinterested in the topic and might take it up again later -- the film ran about 10 minutes with song/credits at the end (or 15 mins)

guided imagery session mit benji

listening to a beautiful south american country and western song on the radio recently -- like from texas or somewhere like that -- what a beautiful song -- turned out the singer was keith urban -- great song.... anyway, speaking of oprah winfrey and friends... here's a great guided imagery exercise benji has thought up for you:

you can even do it if you're chinese: watch the following youtube videos, imagine of the ladies is you (even if you're a guy, or a skinny guy), imagine the other lady is oprah wingrey (sic) -- you are bitch-slapping eachother in the face stupid...... how does it make you feel? warm, happy, sad, pleasant? explain...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOkqbqAhwfI&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL8AD9C17596D4F9D2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtZQZdDFZGY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MErFRPp67o0&NR=1

Thursday, September 1, 2011

more anglo-america bashing


currently, the technology of having a streaming internet playing device like a mobile phone is not yet easily affordable around the world -- but eventually it will be -- when that happens, say goodbye to retarded arse radio

driving a taxi, having no option but to listen to hopelessly pathetic anglo-aussie-rednecks and their sundry grovelling italian-aussie-redneck friends who have all mastered the art of being rude, vulgar, crass and obnoxious --- terrible

the more you see the americans sidle up close to these crass boorish germanic people the lower your opinion and respect of the americans go..... just witness CNN... case closed

everytime an american opens his mouth on AM radio in australia, beauty dies, you immediately feel a sense of loathing and an awareness that the american is a loser

witness how the toxic 9/11 gas breathing mumblers in nyc with their little christian bibles and disregard for their own Constitution's separation of church and state and the rest of the miserable, idiot-smiling-like-constant-idiot despicable ignoramus americans go about bashing moslems and blaming them for everything before downing another beer -- every step taken another mistake

sickening.... don't even let some scumbag trash of europe open their left-leaning homosexual mouth up after that --- someone take me to another planet