write your own biblical book!

sick of genesis and doittomerodney? it's all so allegorical, how are you meant to make sense of that rabbinical mess????

why not write your own bibical book? If it's good for Joseph Smith, why not you?? give it a fancy sounding name like: Reductionus

now adopt a fancy, Godlike tone and go crazy!

Reductionus: Book 1...

And the Lord cameth down upon high to the Moronites, and spaketh unto them and saideth:

get you your atheists like Bill Maher, and your right-wingeth bible thumping literalist fundamentalists like Rick Perry and bringeth them unto a factory where they mayeth maketh an X-box, liketh unto the PS3.

So spaketh the Lord. And the Lord sayeth, bring also all of the Moronites like the Moroni Stewart and bringeth them unto the factory that measureth 25 cubits by 100 cubits in the old system, that they may maketh there the X-box. Let the Sabbath be observed on the 7th day, but let them work between half and two-thirds of the day of the other days making the X-box.

So said the Lord

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Now, it's your turn, can you get biblical? Remember, there's a lick in every biblical.