now remember reader, the last time benji stopped driving a cab about a month or so ago, we got that sudden shpieling about einstein and his special theory of relativity, benji accurately predicted, or rather affirmed, that it is indeed possible to travel faster than the speed of light, this was in fact proven by global scientists in europe only a few weeks after benji's affirmations...
on this transitory occasion, marking a 3 month period of not being allowed to drive anymore, after tuesday, i give you that promised melodrama: my son wants to have sex with bill o'reilly, can you cure him of his disease?
however, it is not worth your reading it, or my writing it, anyone, apart from benji that reads it, and benji will only read it in the sense that he will write it, should be considered a loser
principal characters: lady gaga, frog weiseneisensteizen-shallem-goldie-goldburg (a shit-hot famous hollywood movie producer), frog's son shlem, and bill o'reilly's likeness (on tv only)
scene 1: a mansion in the hollywood hills... players:
principal characters: lady gaga, frog weiseneisensteizen-shallem-goldie-goldburg (a shit-hot famous hollywood movie producer), frog's son shlem
frog weiseneisensteizen-shallem-goldie-goldburg: can you believe this shit lady? my son wants to have sex with bill o'reilly!
lady gaga: really? how strange, didn't you say he was a deviout and a womanizer
frog weiseneisensteizen-shallem-goldie-goldburg: he was! he was! now all of a sudden he's taken a morose turn and he's saying the strangest things!
lady gaga: like what?
frog weiseneisensteizen-shallem-goldie-goldburg: he wants to start dating bill o'reilly and then have him go through a sex change operation and then maybe have a kid or two with him! it's making my blood pressure go through the roof!
(enter shlem)
frog weiseneisensteizen-shallem-goldie-goldburg: shelm come here, i want you to meet a friend of mine, lady gaga
lady gaga: hi shlem, your father told me about your man-crush on bill o'reilly, and i just want to say, there's nothing wrong with homosexuality, you should be proud of yourself for recognizing your own feelings
shlem: shut up! i've heard about you, you're that queer lady, what's wrong with you anyway??!!
lady gaga: here's a rifle, why don't you join the military, they're open to fags like you now
(to be continued)
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