a spanish joke told me by a couple of spaniards in tibet one time that made me laugh

there was an englishman, a german and a spaniard stuck on a desert island one time, finding nothing to eat and starving, the german up and said, 'look, i'll cut my leg off and we can eat that...'

and so they did and days and days later they found they were starving again so the englishman said, 'look i'll cut my arm off and we can eat that,'

and so they did and days and days later they found they were starving again so the spaniard flopped out his 'johnson' to which the german rubbed his hands together and said, 'mmm sausage,'.... to which the spaniard responded: 'no! one glass of milk and everyone off to bed.'