matey mate dudey dude magazine: ok let's start with a basic question: what's your favorite aftershave?
a-A: hugo boss
matey mate dudey dude magazine: your favorite movie
a-A: no-one knows it, they think it would be Rambo or something like that but it's actually Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... the way he does that backflip outside his factory, and the little Oompa Doompa people, that just kills me
matey mate dudey dude magazine: speaking of just killing you, do you worry about being assassinated by an american govt. agency instead of having a trial
a-A: man a trial would really cramp my style right now, i just have so many things going on
matey mate dudey dude magazine: ok, can you walk us through your daily routine?
a-A: ok, first of all, i'll wake up around 8am and have a hearty breakfast, bacon and eggs, go to McDonalds drive-thru and get some coffee and drive on to work
matey mate dudey dude magazine: isn't McDonald's like totally un-Islamic?
a-A: yeah but what can you do? drive to work, do some speeches, make some recordings, work on my website for a while, and then after work sometimes i'll kick it in the club
matey mate dudey dude magazine: recently Serbia outlawed gay pride marches, it is said to be a victory for right-wing anti-gay Serbs and a defeat for the European Union and human rights, what do you think about it?
a-A: human rights are SO 1990s... we've crossed the Rubicon people
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