it's called, 'if i were a bloodthirsty despicable tyrant' -- all you need is a tv, a set of remote controls (that work) and an imagination...
it's just imagination and joking, so no need to worry about pre-meditated murder charges or intent to kill charges, now let's play!
first, switch on your tv, start scrolling through the channels, uh-huh! law and order is on tv, watch:
this show has been on tv and has too many spinoffs, it's retarded, it's always the same crap, it really insults your intelligence (assuming you have enough of it), so pretending you're a bloodthirsty despicable tyrant, how would you take care of 'law and order' cast and crew?
a) have them lined up along a wall, give them all a cigarrette and bid them smoke it before blowing their brains out
b) kneecap them one by one and watch them scream, realizing they will need reconstructive surgery on their knees and may never walk correctly again
c) throw them out of an aeroplane over north korea and throw some chopsticks out with them
CLICK! time to change the channel...
discovery channel: most evil............. jackpot, you've hit paydirt --- you love this show! it's time to think about treating instead of tricking, how can you show ur appreciation to discovery channel without coming across as creepy or scary? try writing them fan mail!
a) dear discovery channel, i really, really enjoyed your show 'most evil', can you please come over to my place so i can feed you??? please???
b) dear discovery channel, i am not a stalker, i really like your show, 'most evil', but i am not sure how to show my appreciation without seeming creepy, do you have any giftware with some of your featured killers?
c) dear discovery channel, i would like to meet the forensic psychiatrist on your show 'most evil', can you please tell me where he lives? and his phone number? what time does he normally arrive home? does he travel home alone, if so, on what days?
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