Monday, September 12, 2011

watching obama rape your economy on accident

have you ever bought an ikea bookshelf.... you thought you could put it together, then bam! you broke something, before you know it, another shelf is broken.... then a leg is broken... now you've accidentally smashed the glass pane

that's o-bam-a-nomics!


then, in november 2012, from the white house, obama addresses america:

my fellow americans, by popular consensus, i have single-handedly accidentally raped our economy leaving it worse than anyone else could have done, in my position... sorry about that...

feeling guilty, the american voters say to themselves, 'oh that's ok, it's not your fault, it could have happened to anyone... really, don't blame yourself... would you like us to elect you for another 4 years in office???'

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