general petraeus assumes the stance in afghanistan: part 82

Parker and Stone are more interested in speaking French to eachother and fondling eachother sexually. Meanwhile Kiedis goes off to explore the ants... Parker and Stone realize Kiedis may be in trouble after hearing some disturbing shrieks from the ants and a cry from Kiedis -- Parker and Stone have a moral struggle whether to help Kiedis or just continuing to whisper sweet nothings to eachother in French while they fondle eachother's nipples -- finally, their conscience wins and they go off and save Kiedis from certain death... at this point Supreme Field Marshall Mathers descends from above in a helicopter to award the three men their pantaloons, Parker and Stone are in awe and immediately begin to grovel and worship before Marshall Mathers (Eminem) as they adore him and secretly hope to spend 2 decades with him in their geriatric years in an expensive old age home if they all make it to age 70. Kiedis does not want to wear his pantaloons or his sock (except on his foot) so continues to walk around naked with boots on. Parker and Stone are happy to have pantaloons to wear however Parker refuses to remove the sock from his arse and even insists on putting another sock up there despite getting blisters from his army boots. Parker and Stone are eager to win their briches next so they can finally win a real bona-fide U.S. Armed Services Medal. Upon saving Kiedis, Parker and Stone tazed one of the ants and scared the rest off and the three now have occasion to explore and learn more about the giant (tazed and inert) ant. Supreme Marshall Mathers (and Dr. Dre from the Red Cross or Medicines San Frontier) depart as quickly as they arrived without leaving their helicopter or without it landing -- Eminem's 'The Way I Am' plays as they exeunt.