it is a commonly understood notion that homosexuality is gay and horrible (amongst most straight people, excepting faghags and such) except when said homosexuality involves good looking women (exclusively) -- in which or witch case, most straight men agree, it is really, REALLY hot...
different countries yield different kinds of lesbians -- australia produces the ugliest, most un-hot, america produces very many un-sexy lesbians -- but France, Paris in particular, produces the sexiest, hotest lesbians (and possibly Japan too)...
anyway, in Afghanistan, the killer 20 metre long ants, after a hard days work of killing people of all races and Nations with their killer acid-squirting needed a place to wet their whistles and that place was 'L'ant Turn' a Lantern themed lesbian bar where men were not welcome, nor were women in fact: only female killer ants (in any case, there were no male killer ants in Afghanistan)...
Some of the ants had banded together and left a message squirted near the (former) home of the Bamiyan buddhas in giant letters made from steaming, skin burning jets of poisonous liquids squirted from the giant ants:
build us a bar here by midnight Sunday or we will melt your wives and children and fathers...
sure enough, their bar was built and christened 'L'ant Turn'....
some of the giant ants sat at the giant bar in the giant premises some 150 yards long and 200 yards wide... the bar was tended by a stream of petrified Afghanis that had already seen a few of their own melted to a pile of steaming nothingness for mixing the wrong drinks or overcharging or demanding a bribe (foolishly)...
'Have you seen that Ayesha girl's new nose?' asked one giant ant at the bar to another.
'Knew knows?' asked another.
'Yeah', said a third, 'look, it's on TV now!'
'Wow ain't that a beaut!' said the first ant, 'Say, have you heard about Kadeetha?'
'Where did she get to?' said the second ant.
'She transformed back into a human and was flown to California by a rock star and now she's a starlet in the Hollywood Hills.'
'Wow,' said the third ant, 'bartender! more ham and pineapple shnaps please.'
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