general petraeus assumes the stance in afghanistan: part 94

'coucou! tu fai quoi alors!' (hey! what are you doing?!) said Stone to Parker.

The two met up again after losing eachother (and Williams) at a little marketplace in Kandahar.

'Il faux que nous allons avec misseur Kiedis: to fight the ants,' said Parker (we need to meet up with mr. Kiedis: to fight the ants) to Stone.

And so the two marched gaily on to find Mr. Kiedis and take care of the wild ants. They talked as they walked,

'Est-ce que tu souvien l'episode du 2007, octobre, s'agit de l'monde de imagination,' (do you remember the episode from october 2007, - Imagination Land -?) asked Stone.

'Mai oui! Bien sur!' responded Parker (Oh but of course) - 'c'etait le -saga- quoi!' (that was the saga! of course!) responded Parker, injecting his speech with a little savvy usage of the alien English language demonstrating culture and polish.

'Alors, pourquoi nous avons utilisee le Kurt Russell, pour quoi no le Rhianna?', asked Stone (now why did we use Kurt Russell and not Rhianna?).

And on and on talked the two.... finally Stone confessed that a four month break for summer holidays was not enough and that he had received a big offer from Mitsubishi Motors of Japan to buy out his share of the South Park franchise. Parker was incensed but Stone insisted that he wanted to relocate permanently to the south of France to open a small cabaret bar and grill there and write songs and play the piano like Billy Joel in the 'Piano Man' song.

'C'est le folie, quoi!' thundered Parker, somehow magically opening his vocal passages in ways that no acting teacher could ever have shown him, nay, not even a magician, (But that's crazy, Jesus!)

Still, Stone insisted that Mitsubishi Motors had offered him a very healthy amount for his half of the franchise and that any company that could get people around the world to drive a 4WD marketed as the Pajero which only just 'south of the border' from France meant nothing other than 'Wanker' couldn't be all that bad.

Meantime Kiedis had managed to reconvert the first ant he had brought down (with the help of Parker and Stone) back to human form and had arranged for her to be flown to Los Angeles by the U.S. Military, actually to San Diego. At one of the largest U.S. Military bases in the world (in San Diego, just 2 hours or so south of Los Angeles and on the very border with Mexico and the 'end of the world', so to speak, Kiedis had arranged for some of his Hollywood/LA buddies to retrieve Kadeetha from San Diego and the military and bring her to Malibu where they would make her a star complete with modestly priced wardrobe of 30,000$ -- a mere nothing in Hollywood terms -- cocaine addiction -- a nice home of her own to rent in the Hollywood hills, acting lessons, etc........ such was the advance of freedom that in no time Kadeetha had gone from outcast 4th wife of the Taliban's leading Jihadist to giant venom-squirting 20-metre long ant with killer fangs to Hollywood starlet/slut with venereal diseases, no talent, a whiny voice and a cocaine habit.