Tuesday, October 19, 2010

general petraeus assumes the stance in afghanistan: part 110

one of the dutch girls informed leonardo that the secretary of defense was on the phone asking about leonardo's opinion of the new anti-don't ask don't tell policy,

'tell him marines were buttfucking eachother on the beaches of Vietnam doing r&r while high on lsd.'

leonardo had the dutch girls pack up into his white van and they hit the road to rendez-vous with some autistic kids who would be lunching at some pizza place

'general james conway is on the phone mr. leonardo,' said one of the dutch girls.

'tell him the answer is moss,' responded leonardo.

at the pizza sub place, the only subs were sandwiches and not underwater ships capable of delivering a nuclear payload.... leonardo and the dutch girls took a booth nearby the main center tables where the soccer-playing group of autistic kids would shortly be sitting.... leonardo and the dutch girls ordered milkshakes and such -- the autistic soccer-kids arrived and their 'differentness' was a giveaway in terms of their eyes and demeanour.... the waitor came with plates that just happened, by dumb luck, to be mostly of a blue color however one or two were orange, leonardo knew the kids would pick up on the orange minority -- sure enough he was right.... the dutch girls set up a distraction for the autistic kids handler and leonardo went about screening them ---

one of them was smart and left leonardo with no doubt of his genius, leonardo left him a colorful, intriguing flier which he felt would encourage the kid to want to encounter leonardo later over skype.....

off went leonardo and the dutch girls to encounter more autistic kids that day

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