'Am I pregnant with your seed?' responded Parker to Parker, 'when did'ju send me seed?'
'When did jew send you seed?' Responded the male Parker, 'Jew didn't send you seed, I sent you seed: COME!'
'Oh my,' said the airheaded female Parker, 'and'ju sent it in the mail?'
'Jew didn't send it in the mail, I sent it in the mail!' responded the male Parker.
And so the unhappy couple that never did like eachother much and had never met, went on to have a child together, after Parker remembered she had indeed basted herself with Parker's come and months later found she was pregnant and did a DNA test and saw it was Parker's child and not seed of a hundred other varieties of sperm that lay in wait in her vagina to strangle Parker's seed which eventually was victorious anyway.
Still more months later, the two would make a famous movie together: Parker vs Parker, a remake of the Dustin Hoffman classic, Kramer vs Kramer -- most amazingly however, the two made the movie, continued with their reality TV show: Hollywood moms and dads; raised their child; conceived; etc, all over the airwaves, to the public's great entertainment; and never ONCE did they EVER meet in person, not even for a brief moment.
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