After establishing pricing and service needs, etc, the two parties: ACE PR and the Revolutionary Guard of Iran opened up discussions on a weekly or bi-weekly basis to kick around some ideas and bounce ideas around and such with a view to taking definite measures.
'You know,' said Akmadinnajihad, 'one of the world's leading PR geniuses was a Nazi: Joseph Goebbels. His political rallies, featuring magnificent files of billowing, giant flags, row after row were groundbreaking. His use of spectacle in the staged mass rally, his use of the flourishing audio-visual media in convincing and seductive television commercials, demonizing jews, i'd like to apply a little of that.' Thus suggested Akmadinajihad as he placed his shoes up on the boardroom table before him as he sat and looked at a large tv screen hooking him up with Beverly Hills.
'Okay,' here's the deal, 'we want to muster that kind of genius, the same way that political advisors and planners did around the world after the trail-blazing advents of the Nazis such as the mass-produced, cheap and reliable Volkswagon Beetle and the Autobahns, etc... but we want to stay AWAY from the word Nazi, the image and the look of Nazi -- not even any splashes of red and black, are you following me?' Asked Judy (another Iranian) back in Beverly Hills in her Californian American accent.
Akmadinajihad nodded and Judy continued.
'Here's some sketches we've come up with: picture it, Mozart's warsong from the end of the first act of the Marriage of Figaro: you know the little tune they used in that movie Trading Places with Eddy Murphy and Dan Akroyd in the 80s.'
'Yes, yes!' said Akmadinnerjihad in a continential European accent (whilst speaking English) nodding as he made the connection to the 'pop-culture' icon.
'Now while we play that song, we'll champion the the Sephardim Jews -- we'll make it not about hating Jews but just lay all the blame at the feet of the Ashkenazi Jews -- maybe a few images of them rubbing their heads against sheets at the wailing wall and making like headbangers and a voiceover saying, 'why are these Ashkenazis acting like English-Australian cricket supporters that pretend they aren't English?''
'I like it, I like it,' said Akmadinnerjihad.
'And we'll do all the voiceovers with a strong and bitchy sounding American female voice, sans Californian accent, like the ones they use in political commercials, you know how we have democrazy over here, right? How we're not always jerking eachother off and slapping eachother on the back but how we sometimes criticize and disagree with eachother right? Despite that we're of the same nationality -- kind of like how life in Iran isn't all about stoning adulterous women everyday, all day long? Right?'
'Tell me more, tell me more,' said the interested Akmadinnerjihad.
'Well look, the best thing for Iran to do, while she waits to get fully armed on a nuclear level and be able to assure herself of a 100% fully-functioning nuclear delivery option, is to pander to the big-bad West a little bit,' continued ACE PR's Judy.
'How, how can we buy time like this?' asked the fascinated Akmadinnerjihad.
'Well it's simple, just invite Sarah Jessica Parker and as many of the cast of Desperate Housewives and Sex in the City and you're laughing.'
'But why?'
'Well these characters stand for promiscuous sex as a way of escaping Taliban and Sharia law, by championing them you are saying no to Sharia and no to the Taliban and yes to sluttiness -- but only for as long as it takes to get your nukes and missiles happening.'
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