It is a curious fact, that years after the (Queen's side) Black Rook finished his many year long tour of duty in what historically, decades later, became known as the 9/11 wars (pronounced: nine eleven), he returned to America and began serious work on what would catch on to become the world leader in the 22 minute long cartoon comedy format: as previously stated, by 2017 he had outdone all the popular American cartoons like Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, South Park, King of the Hill and the Simpsons. In fact, the King of the Hill cartoon, being the weakest in the litter, was the first to fall under the mighty paw of the Black Rook's comic genius.... later however, all other comers fell like so many underwater dominos surrounded by bubble-spewing shallow-water scuba divers.... so great was the popularity of the Black Rook's 'farken shlut' killer sound bite (see below), that it swept the world, it's pervasiveness in day to day life was so great that world leaders were recorded mimicking it when meeting other world leaders (regardless of gender) when they thought their microphones were switched off.... a Presidential candidate even used it in his campaign speeches: preceeded by 'No Thanks', thus: No thanks, yeah ya farken shlut. Young unmarried women would greet their friends in the street with a hug and a kiss and a high-pitched mimicking voice of the Black Rook's killer sound bite. Sometimes when people bought hot chicken at a deli, the attendants, instead of saying, have a nice day, would just say, 'yeah ya farken shlut' - just like the Black Rook's sound bite. In fact, McDonald's food chain around the world had their operating standards changed so that you could travel from a distant frontier hinterland in Communist China to a larger city with a McDonalds and after receiving your meal be told: 'Yeah ya farken shlut.'
Truly the Black Rook had stumbled upon success by channeling some great Cosmic Truth.
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