O'Reilly's movement at Yellowstone National Park became even more colorful as 21 to 25 year olds - of all walks of life, parasitical college students, ex-convicts, workers, shut-ins, layabouts, ne-er do-wells, entrepreneurs, millionaires and druggies all demonstrated their fearlessness of Iran and Iran's strict Mullahs. O'Reilly awarded the sluttiest and most-alcoholic with special medals -- but it was one group that stole the day: a spokesperson for the group, some white girl, explained how when Swahili exchange student, Mbecko Ukste-ste-ste (cluck cluck cluck) arrived at the school, nobody could understand him -- 'in fact,' she said, 'it took us a few weeks to be able to correctly pronounce his name by making clicking sounds in our throats and clucking sounds with our tongues as his own language requires,' said the young white woman and smiled at her white classmates as she recounted the story - they in turn smiling and nodding back at her, 'but i'm proud to say, we were able to break down this enormous cultural barrier of language, further challenged by the difficulties of guttural clickings and mouth-cluckings of the Swahili language, by involving in a big group gang-bang.'
Calls of 'Whoop! Whoop!', and 'that's right!' abounded from her co-students, picking up steam the student finished, 'that's right, all fifteen of us formed a 'chain-gang' and performed a complicated sequence of simultaneous group-sex on eachother without a moment of fear about Iran and her meddlesome and threatening Mullahs.'
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