Parker and Stone watching the game were furious they weren't allowed to play, and never moreso than when Mohammed Ali appeared during a time out to award Kiedis with his briches for an outstanding play. Now he would be eligible for a meddle or Medal (depending on your religion). This was more than the patriots of South Park could stomach.
'Dude this sux! There must be a way to get on the field so we can win our briches!' said Parker.
After venting more dissappointment, the two spotted a pretty young floor manager with a microphone/earphone headset and demanded to know how they could get on the field.
'There's a way, but you wouldn't want to do it,' she responded.
With this soothing light at the end of their tunnel, Parker and Stone realized there was a way -- and where there was a way, all that was needed was a will.
'You really wouldn't want to do it,' reiterated the cute floor manager.
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Next thing was Stone was fucking Robin Williams up the arse while Williams sucked Parker's dick while he held Williams head by the hair.
The floor manager checked her stopwatch after a time and said, 'OK, that's enough,' and tossed the two players their cleats.
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