updates:
the bottom-dwellers stephen colbert and john stewart are returned to their homes at the bottom of the ocean.
leonardo continues his odyssey through south america progressing from colorado to ohio overland -- he has made some pretty dutch friends (females three) on the way and retains them as his assisstants, he provides them with 'so i'm eurotrash, so what?' t-shirts to wear as part of a smart and sexy looking uniform ranging in styles from day-to-day
leonardo and the trio of dutch babes rock up to wright-pat and leonardo has the threesome present the secret codeword: sx32b upon which the four are granted admission
leonardo refuses to deal directly with any u.s. army personnel citing rabies as his excuse (through the intermediary of his three dutch secretaries) -- leonardo is provided with quarters and fittings to his liking along with equipment(s) that he requests and the women are provisioned with bunk beds and army shorts (short shorts)
leonardo is pressed to deliver something smart quickly and suggests, through the intermediary of his assisstants that all comers jerk off to pictures of queen elizabeth the 2nd of england back when she was in her 20s.........
leonardo commences work on his project 'cheese' -- styled after the movie 'salt' in the sense that it is a codename that is named after a common kitchen food item but differing from the jolie movie salt (which was really 'trash') in that his ideas were dope but not dumb......... leonardo's big idea is to go through databases of autistic people and select appropriate candidates and place 'cheese' in their vicinity -- the 'cheese' being intellectual tidbits, re-doctored by leonardo and re-presented by leonardo so as to be visually appealing and attract the attention of the autistic comers to whom it is floated....... in this way leonardo hopes to produce an army of number-crunching, fact-munching 'silkworms' that will chomp through the leaves of the trees of knowledge that leonardo will place in their path
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