Bill O'Reilly gets addicted to Moslem bashing and decides to hold a rally at Yellowstone National Park to celebrate alcoholic 21 to 25 year olds that fearlessly defy Iran by unashamedly abusing alcohol and participate in never-ending orgies of promiscuity. O'Reilly rewards this courage in the face of Muslim conservatism with regard to sex and alcohol by handing out medals of honor to the most alcoholic and sexed 21 to 25 year olds in America.
Trey Parker calls Sarah Jessica Parker en route to Iran and learns of her PR trip to Iran and then immediately warns her, "...sounds like it could be a trap," were his ominous words.
Conan O'Brien joins forces with fellow scum-of-the-Earth Colbert and Stewart to lie at the bottom of the Ocean during non-TV time in order to consume oil from the seabed of the Gulf of Mexico: their staff and audience members help them in this endeavour which is their true calling.
Janet Reno finally has the cojones and intelligence to say and realize what was obvious all along: that Americans are unnerved by the silent, non-violent Moslem masses as they are not chronic alcoholics/druggies and phallic-worshipping whores.
Petraeus goes even further backward in Afghanistan, now resorting to inviting the worst of the Taliban to a one-day-amnesty-Christmas-in-October event -- hoping that the Taliban's love for Christmas carols will be able to win over hearts and minds.
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