in his quarter, before going off to check the progress of Stone, Parker and Kiedis with the killer ants, the Black Rook put the last artefact of his deceased brother-in-arms aside: in fact, he never knew the (King's Side) Black Rook was a Jehovah's Witness, but there was the magazine from them - Watchtower - with its distinctive Rook-looking symbol of a Watchtower.
Next the Black Rook picked up a picture of his girlfriend, yes he had a girlfriend, her name was Sally Rak, where her breasts were was an amazing pair of little rectangular chests - like the articles of furniture - the size of mangos or small pineapples - jiggling away -- in fact -- she had used a kind of small rack to connect to two bouncing, jiggling chests (like miniture bedside chests) as a form of bra -- giving her jiggling chests stability as it were.
'Look at that rack!'
'Hey momma, love that rack!' -- so said all the construction workers as Sally Rak walked by.
* * *
'I love you chess,' said Sally to the Black Rook at moments of affection and intimicay.
'And I love your chests,' responded the Black Rook.
In fact, when the two of them were most tender, sometimes the Black Rook would take pawns from his favorite Ebony and Ivory granite and marble chessboard and place them in Sally Rak's chests (on her breasts) which both featured little doors allowing for the deposit of small trinkets -- small like the little milk tubs you find in hotel room refrigerators.
The Black Rook looked at his watch, he decided he'd postpone the check up on Parker, Stone and Kiedis a little longer and finish watching Kill Bill 3 - what he had started watching a few days earlier before his surrepticious reconaissance mission.
The Black Rook settled back into the movie when a knock on the door revealed at the open doorway Czech staff Sargeant for NATO Czech Itout.
'Whatchu watching?' asked Czech staff Sargeant Czech Itout.
'Kill Bill 3,' responded the Black Rook.
'I didn't know there was a third one out already,' said the Czech, Czech, as he sat beside the Black Rook, with whom he had a good relationship.
'When are you gonna join the American Military and get U.S. citizenship and go live in America for a while,' asked the Black Rook for the 10 millionth time.
'When I get sick of living in the Czech Republic,' responded the Czech, Czech (Itout) - so who's that guy?'
'That's Pei Mei the 2nd,' answered the Black Rook.
'The 2nd? Wow, he punches harder than his old man!'
'Yeah, when Elle Driver killed Pei Mei, it turns out she somehow got some of his sperm and hatched an egg with it and that's his offspring, Pei Mei the 2nd, also known as Apple Pei.'
'And who's the old lady in the wheelchair?'
'That's Uma Thurman, her daughter Beebee is all grown up and turned out to be ungrateful trash and put her in a nursing home where Ben Stiller was abusing her, so Uma has to be get revenge on Beebee but first she needs to learn some killer moves from Apple Pei as her daughter has become a cop and knows how to beat people up,' explained the Black Rook.
'No shit,' said the Czech and grabbed at some popcorn enthralled by the scenes playing out on the screen....
(insert mysterious oriental music here)...
a young man with long and elaborate black hair and long flowing black robes is lecturing Uma Thurman (who is old and in a wheelchair) about the Kung Fu mysteries of fighting in a wheelchair:
'Your arms should propel you like lightning!' said the young Pei Mei, Apple Pei, and flung the brittle and senior Thurman from her wheelchair and sat himself in it and flew across the screen at over 100 miles an hour merely by propelling the wheelchair's wheels with his own hands and arms.
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