the blowback from the new currency and cancellation of american bond debts wasn't so bad... what with the neverending strife in the middle-East -- the rebellion that never ended -- and the slow and languorous transition away from a petroleum based energy economy.... at the end of the day, China wasn't in a position to do anything about it... and neither was Japan -- Trump saw to it that the Japanese were compensated with plenty of detergent boxes with the light bulb/fish head on them that looked like Homer Simpson's head and everyone was satisfied except for a few people that remained within 200 miles of fukushima nuclear power station.....
what really surprised President Trump was how well the chinese took it all.... at one point, the 2nd in command, Wen Jiabao --- who looked like such a nice guy --- someone you would never expect to plumb your body for organs while you were taking a catnap on the train-ride home.... sympathized with Trump and his predicament: for Ivanka was without a kidney and there were no donors available due to an unusual genetic medical issue.... there was a machine in California at UCLA which would be able to 'paint' a brand new kidney for her but it wouldn't be ready for another 3 years, by which time it would probably be too late....
Wen Jiabao, China's mild-mannered number two guy for years, frankly gave himself a tap where his own kidney sat within his own abdomen functioning perfectly and said to President Trump: 'top quarity, big discount, no plobrem,'
Trump realized that this was a sincere offer, and not guided by an attempt at swaying him to recognize the validity of the former currency, the Greenback, so that China could exchange billions and billions of Greenbacks to the new currency: the Hempi-oca..... what a nice guy, thought Trump, and wondered about his proposition...
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