what a revelation today was -- i cannot believe i have been so negative in past years as to not take advantage of snorkeling and the snorkeling conditions here --- who are you to deny spending one or two hundred dollars on some snorkeling equipment.... why deprive your Soul (unless you're one of the majority of Earthlings surviving on less than 30 cents a day - maybe just starve yourself a month or two or steal a snorkel or something) -- i cannot believe i waited so long to snorkel!!!!
it is so great to swim with the fish and reach out and almost touch them like the guy at the end of Silence of the Lambs...
do not try to fertilize the fish by secreting your seed nearby to the fish, thinking that you will spawn some kind of half-man, half-fish hybrid: akin to Conan O'Brian.... even if you went to the trouble of putting slits in your wetsuit -- it won't work -- take it from me....
likewise -- be careful if you try to pee in your wetsuit as if there is no air/space for the pee to flow to your bladder will become blocked and all your efforts to squeeze the pee out will not work
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well while benji had never snorkeled until yesterday - for a certainty benji scuba-dived twice before yesterday's snorkel -- here's a picture with an asian love-interest, Fak Ye, my friend was fascinated by my explanations of Spanish language: 'nada' can mean 'nothing' but also 'he/she/it swims' and 'mas' (with an accent on the 'a' means 'more') but 'mas' (sounding the same but written without the accent means 'else') --- hence: 'nada mas' can mean 'nothing else' but also 'it/she/he swims more'.....
'que mas' means 'what else?' but 'quemas' means 'you burn'
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