So ran the headline... Trump was petting the China deal again... This time insisting visitors from communist china pay a ten pelican (Trump's proposed name change from the dollar) fine... administerable by anyone present for noisily and nastily hawking phlegm and spitting in public places like Carl's Jnr burger joint near LAX airport...
Trumps new political advisor, Mr. Snuffalupagus advized him to make w. The folksy routine by accidentally peppering a phrase w. A seemingly innocent and unplanned....
'we're getting sick of those motherfuckers hawking shit up noisily in our faces like dirty fucking pigs... And another thing... We're all getting pretty fucking sick of hearing ur cell phone conversations so its time to shut the fuck up...'
Trump outlined his metal hygiene act: no cell phone conversations in enclosed spaces like resxtaurats, buses etc...unless using a special little room like smokers do at airports... All communist chinese were to stop hawking phlegm up noisily and trying to tout body organs on the black market was also banned.
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