comparing charlie sheen to the leg of a stool - we find that the leg of a stool doesn't make noise and can be left in a corner of a room and will not get up and walk away and make noise -- the leg of a stool can be used as a hammer, as a weapon to threaten or inflict pain, as a pool cue, to stun an animal before killing/flaying/gutting/cooking and eating it
the leg of a stool, if left alone is useful as it provides support for the stool which is useful for sitting on......
charlie sheen is rarely useful.... this is not to say that charlie sheen should become embittered and depressed at his relative uselessness to society... he should not mope and then contemplate suicide with the leg of a stool or become a fanatical jihadist and suicide by killing a score or more of people at the same time....... no.... it is not too late for charlie sheen to pick up his ping-pong bat and engage in ping-pong diplomacy -- which is to say, there must be something charlie sheen could be useful for...... personally, a few episodes of two and a half men isn't good enough.....
the truth is charlie sheen is less useful than the leg of a stool
stool 1, sheen zero
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