(author's disclaimer: the author recognizes that former ussr non russians and eastern europeans are even worse than the westerners herein depicted)...
Hi buddy, my name's ataturk...wanna know why i hate americans? Why u never see me in kabul jerking off to a picture of stan grant or miley cyrus? Its coz ur all a bunch of arseholes! Even that guy that wrote 3 cups of tea....recently some friends of mine were hunkering down over some boiled potatos with their curmigeons in pashtun province when 'wolla!' my friends' shack was blown to pieces by some infidel unmanned robotic airplane.... Pretty lame huh?... Talk about acting the tough guy! And what r u ppl, communists?? Ive got three tons of opium waiting to go to market and now i have to plan an assault on an outpost full of tender 20 year old marines.... i just wanna blow some shit up dude, call it positive re-inforcement-endation-ism if u have to...just pack something black to wear to a funeral: if u survive that is, god i hate u buddy - ur frickin' despicable!'
ataturk is an occasional dabbler in the taliban, a staunch member of the moslem society for a greater curmidgeon and an honorate member of the people's society of curmidgeon carers...
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