no doubt u've heard nicholas cage has recently been arrested becoz he felt frustrated at not being cast in the epic film: libya-ration
well worry not nicholas, you have just been cast as the dashing french colonel swasson fac
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Scene 10:
swasson is wetting his whistle wet with stiffy and co... After a few drinks, everyone's inhibitions are drowned....
'so tell me again, Fac, how it is u french cunts have an entire aircraft carrier covered in state of the art fighter jets and u cannot even keep 5haddafi's forces at bay'
incensed and turning red, Fac rose to his feet abruptly and grabbed Stiffy by the lapels of his coat, 'how dare u refer to my people as 'cunts' you dirty english bastard.'
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