black confessions, deepest darkest secrets

listen to this song by FEAR FACTORY - in my opinion their greatest ever: Replica -- this song rocks like your grandma being raped by a horde of vikings over 6month long sunset in scandanavia, buddy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RJsRQOneMY

THIS SONG by hard rock ensemble: FEAR FACTORY, is the only one i can name, apart from Pantera's entire album: Vulgar display of power, that uses the double-bass kick pedal (i'm not an expert on music buddy).... both the Pantera album and the Fear Factory song bring the double-kick bass pedal hard rock artform to its highest expression (in my humble opinion) -- check out this Pantera song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZQuSNJHyhA 'rise'

and if you need something softer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tymWpEU8wpM 'this love'


well, the snorkel wasn't all that great -- couldn't keep the water out of that dratted left lens and the water was too choppy and cloudy anyway......

so now to my deep dark confessions:

i) i headbutted a girl -- it wasn't like the time i was 4 years old and punched some other 4 year old (girl) in the nose and made it bleed coz my siblings were mocking me that she was brave and i was wussy for not jumping from the blocks at the deep end of the swimming pool (for if i knew remorse for that incident i am still not aware of it - but if you're reading this Laura -- sorry about that buddy -- although i'm not really remorseful of it -- so it's just a polite sorry).......... but i digress -- when i was about 23 i headbutted a compatriot in the head -- she was dripping wet with a towel wrapped around her and had burst into my bedroom (to throw my music cassette on the floor disdainfully as it had just been engaged in loudness) -- the thing to do was probably kiss her passionately and move on to oral sex or something -- but i just headbutted her instead: sorry about that buddy if you're reading, you know who you are

ii) and this is a doozy, another compatriot, this time not a citizen of australia but a citizen of spain, was also a live-in landlord and really being a grade A jerk so i got his toothbrush, wrapped it in tinfoil like for your microwaved potatos and stuck it up my arsehole... i even had shortie photograph it -- i know i was a dirty rotten bastard for doing that -- but now that i think of it, so was shortie for taking part in that! and i thought that girl had class.......

well, now to justice and remorse: i can:

a) say 'sorry about that buddy' to God the creator and try to bribe him with scooby snacks or something

b) go catholic, get pardoned by a priest on behalf of God, and then wait for the priest to go rape some kid

c) do a good deed especially to compensate for these two stinking bad deeds

d) sing a gypsy kings song and look around at the floor