come in ur pants, friends, my brain's still working, even though urs isn't

well we just touched on Trump who is always -eting (Trump - eting) how 'America is the laughing stock of the world' --- which is one of those gross generalization throwaway remarks...... mathetmatically speaking, let this remark = bullshit

now if u take the time to go to yahoo.news.com and watch ABC's latest batch of crap -- oh did i say crap? - i meant hidden camera crap-shots.... this will be our mathematical definition of crap for the sake of clarity: let latest ABC hidden camera crap-shots = crap

you see, the reality is as follows: American spends all of its energy championing the value of having an english-sounding anglo-saxon name............ by doing this it puts england in an difficult position -- along with the british subject nations of northern island, australia, new zealand, etc............. and the upshot is that eastern europe all hates america.......... despite not exporting dumb laugh-track programs to the rest of the world anyway (the eastern europeans)..... another upshot is that spanish people are supposed to live in your country like a criminal and clean your windows for you.... no-one can respect america in western europe -- except maybe the germans who like the whole blonde hair ideal and germanic anglo names .......the russians are left alone to go crazy amongst themselves.... let the foregoing remarks = reality

so now look at the following mathematical statements:

bullshit (b) multiplied by crap (c) minus reality (r) = hella fucked (hf)

[that's b.c-r=hf]

therefore, using algebra:

hf (hella fucked) plus reality [hf + r] must equal bullshit x crap (b.c) hf+r = b.c


now it is true that 1 = 1/1 therefore let hf+r = 1........ now then 1/hf+r = 1/1

therefore 1/hf+r = 1 therefore if hf+r = b.c then 1/b.c = 1

this means that bullshit times crap = 1


solve bullshit:

bullshit = 1/crap