oval office:
enter white house aide with various other aides and heads of office:
'mr president, the nation is officially broke... we don't have any money left...'
'how much money do we owe china?' asks Trump
bernanke from the fed responds: 'the bond repayments for this year alone will amount to 200 billion dollars.'
'and in total, what are our total commitments to china in bonds?' asks Trump
'almost 1 trillion dollars sir,' responds Bernanke.
'get me my speech-writer, we're gonna default,' says Trump.
'you mean delay payment on the rest of this years bonds,' asks Bernanke.
'no, i mean we're gonna forfeit all of those bonds... and let's change our currency so that all the currency the chinese have, and those nippers in japan, is useless.... let them burn it, that's what they like to do over there for their dead ancestors, isn't it?' Trump deliberated authoritatively....
another aide piped up, 'sir have you given any thought about what the new currency should look like? we could have it made out of tapioca and hemp and put John Wayne on a $15 bill!'
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