like the gnat - sheen is hardly even annoying: innocuous..... a fly annoys -- but the gnat is almost beautiful in its insignificant annoyance.... listening to what charlie sheen has to say is like getting the underwear of one of those obese people who are so fat they haven't been able to leave through their bedroom door for over a decade and need a forklift to remove them after their wall has been knocked down -- like getting one of those (REALLY) fat people's underwear (that has not been changed in over 6 weeks) -- and believe me friends, once i did try not changing underwear for this period of time - i kid u not - i know you believe me - and i never showered during this period - only swam in swimming pools: it wasn't pretty - it smelled RANCID).... listening to what charlie sheen has to say, indeed, putting $200 into his silly-putty pockets to listen to what this cock-wald has to say is akin to waking up every morning for a month and rubbing your face with the colossally giant underwear of aforementioned fat person after over 6 weeks of not changing underwear --- as if it were a hot towellete like the ones the chinese lady on the airplane gives you before your shitty meal:
why would you do it??
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