well u know that everyone out there sux... Rich poor commie greeny lefty righty... It's no surprise... Nothing new under the sun... But has it ever occured to u that the problem could be solved perhaps once and for all with a curmigeon??? A curmigeon for all...
But what is a curmigeon? Or should u clam up and pretend u know what a curmigeon is so as not to reveal ur ignorance??? No matter, i'll tell u... A curmigeon is simply some kind of rag, attached to ur wrist with an elastic band for the purpose of wiping grease from your mouth....
Imagine ur at some devillishly delightful soiree.... Suddenly something fleshy catches ur eye and delights ur senses... The thrill of the chase is on! U approach them greasily gorging on a chicken wing and ask them if u can wipe ur mouth on their curmugeon as u left urs in the cellar...
Only but imagine.....
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