more nonsense

70s english rock group Uriah Heep's 'jew-lie mourning' can be seen and heard at this address:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz66OrF30I&feature=related

now what i want to do with my blog is recount some experiences in sedona arizona and jerusalem which play in my mind from years ago in different times in my comings and goings.......

a journalist woman on the tv recently was talking about how she was being shot at when was pregnant and i will start my ramblings on that note.....

in the summer of 2006 i rode into Sedona arizona and my car was stolen from me by my fellow transients........ i found myself on public parkland carless and stranded and more or less broke in a new facet of the space time continuum and endless universe of places right here on Earth....... (no need to go anywhere else friends, believe me)......

seeing that my car was stolen -- the first thing to do was blame someone -- i got some water from a couple of americans and then took a broad shot at them from the starboard side of my spanish galleon:

'stupid americans! stole my goddam car! f*cking americans!'

'don't blame me man, i didn't steal your car!' replied the guy who was only helping me by sharing some of his own water with me....

so you see how easy it is to blame an entire race/nation or group for whatever??? that's certainly what a great many germans did to the jews during world war ii (complicitly or otherwise) -- kind of like CNN promoting anglo-saxon bigotry in australia........ but friend, are you seriously going to go to Flanders and walk up and down the only street with gay people wearing a sign around your neck in Flemish saying: 'friend, give me a jolly good rollicking good show downstairs if you know what i mean' -- and your pants down to boot ------------- and then go and blame all of the Europeans or the Flemish or Belgians for being gay rapists? it doesn't make sense!

in the same way, i see my water-dispensing american friend had quartered my galleon and proven his point -- i couldn't just go blaming all of my problems on america..... it was time to change my mind and come up with a new paradigm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iohsN-85ZK0

so the thing to do was report my car stolen to the cops and get on with my (penniless) life.... the first sign of civilization was the compound next door for liberal left wing millionaires -- i found a quarter with occupants and knocked on the door -- three baby-boomer era hippies invited me to seat myself amongst their quartz crystals and skull decorations....... before blurting my sob story i would have to play along with them

'won't you read this for us?' they asked me

they gave me some new-age hippy arse text-prayer-resolution whatever for millionaire left-wing hippies with nothing better to do .... i just figured to play along and not mess up the positive energy in the room

'i am mother Earth,' i read from the text, 'bla bla bla bla bla' the text went on until a mention of 'my' (mother Earth's) 'womb'

at this point, one of the three middle-aged clowns there checks me on me having a 'womb' -- obviously it was just what the text said and what they asked me to read -- that's an amusing and ludicrous situation right there............

so u see, despite saying i had a womb, i never did, unlike the woman on tv who was gestating while being shot at in Israel........

now on to some recollections of my Israeli long-weekend ......... this would mostly only be of interest to the very elderly -- as no-one shot at me.......... although there were a great many machine guns, uzis, helicopters and such as we will soon see......... starting the short journey into jewdom at an international airport in Paris, i found the El-Al (Israeli airline) security people serious about security -- at one point a jewish guy even menaced me with a body-cavity search (read sticking a gloved finger up my arse) -- he even put the plastic glove on .......... the menace never materialized -- and perhaps that's as good a proof of any that the writer is, in contra-distinction to stephen colbert, jimmy fallon and russell crowe, a heterosexual...... apart from this unpleasant reality -- i found the El-Al jews likeable -- they were genuinely curious about me, i could see that, but they would be about most any casual tourist to Israel in those days (april 2002) as a very harsh 'intifada' was in effect at the time.....

there's nothing like sitting on a jet plane full of jews playing Kleshma [sic whatever] music..... obviously not for you if you're a fan of al-Qaeda but otherwise potentially quite amusing -- just the music alone..... some jew sitting next to me had to fit the jewish stereo-type by limiting his conversation to how much i got my ticket for - just to make sure he got a better deal...........

arriving in Jerusalem -- what strikes you is that security is done ad-hoc and on the spot by cells that are connected more like the various combs in honeycomb than by a top-down structure like in Soviet Russia...... so you can be interrogated by one security person -- who will have no relations or dealings with the next party to scrutinize you........

finally you get out of the airport and you are struck by all the pretty and sexy young jewish women sporting army fatigues and machine guns -- it is definitely a pretty hot look and if you are a fan of the jewish ladies (again, not necessarily for you if you're making an al-Qaeda promotional video right now)

now you are free in Jerusalem to come and go as you please -- there's no line diving non-Israeli Arab citizens from the jews so it's time to ride on a bus and wait for some suicide bomber in a trench coat to get on at the next stop....... good times! check out your jewish neighbours on the bus -- where did they all come from? no telling... russia - poland -- eastern europe? morroco ? who knows??? they're from all over the place -- you cannot even blame them all for something anymore than you can blame my water-dispensing american friend for my car getting stolen just because the thieves were his compatriots........ what's for sure is that that girl looking neurotic as hell on the bus behind you -- at least her neurosis has an explanation (see the note about the suicide bomber above)......... so if you're crazy friend, suffering from severe neurosis or schizophrenia or what not -- by all means -- go to Israel --- as the gravedigger in Hamlet said, 'they're all crazy there' -- 'your madness will go unnoticed'....

next stop, Wailing Wall....... the idea is to sound as near as possible to anglo-aussie cricket supporters who don't realize they are actually english and make odd noises while watching long and boring test cricket in the summertime......... strange gurgling odd noises -- reminding you of the retarded croon in your mind of some prehistoric and forgotten-by-time bird in the retarded continent of australia.......... this is all praying mind you -- time to stick a note in the wailing wall -- rub a towel against your head and make aussie test cricket audience noises...... great stuff........... you have to love those sidelocks though......

now talk a walk through the old-city --- somewhere around here must have been where the apostles of Jesus met for the Last Supper, right? all the confused Christian tourists with the information about Jesus (not a jew, not born in Bethlehem, not killed by the jews who stoned people to death) -- this is a good time to note that Nietzsche was wrong about Jesus on a great many factual levels - eg., he bought into the Cleric/post-Jesus era Priesthood doctrine of Jesus actually physically expiring on the Cross (it didn't happen).... but this has become one of the central tenets of Priest manipulated Christian dogma -- it's funny that humans would let themselves be bamboozled with such indifference -- even in today's scientific age -- probably the this truth isn't available or appealing to people uninterested in it.......... what seems more factual and more interesting than Nietzsche's mistaken take on Jesus, was his take on Paul.......

it's unclear what Jerusalem was like in the time of Paul and Jesus.... but certainly the old-city breathes history and is well-worth a visit if you can make it ......... you might sit with an old Palestinian and sip tea with him calmly -- don't buy the Christian right wing American purchase that the Palestinian Arabs are all boogeymen -- remember my stolen car in Sedona -- just coz you're American doesn't mean ur responsible for that car getting stolen because the thieves were American -- you need a reality check buddy! too much talking not enough listening boy!

take a walk around Jerusalem's old city and discovering hidden walk-ways and alley-ways leading to obscure Jewish Yeshiva's with Jews standing guard like Egyptian porters in ancient Egypt bearing small but effective Uzis that can tear you apart in a moment.....

make contact with a Yeshiva and put on your Yamaha -- kick it for a while with your jewish buddies (unless you're from Al-Qaeda although who knows - maybe we'll get a jew or two in an Al-Qaeda video if they can stay relevant and represent more than some irrational fear embodied by the lie told to a generation about a 'boogeyman')........... watch out when you try to get bread with yeast past the hot jewish security girls -- these zealots - maybe coz of something Moses told the jews or something, hundreds of years ago, are definitely anti-yeast in your bread --- jewish women and their food.......... don't let these zealot bitches push you around though -- if you don't want to circumcise your willy in the name of David and want yeast in your bread then let them eat shit! - but just avoid suicide bombing anyone -- it's generally a pretty rude and barbaric thing to do, you know.....

time for a shower -- i found some guesthouse with some nice old jewish lady from nyc -- she had some kind of professional career in her day like a doctor or something -- reminded me of my mother, calling me benny all the time......... from the bathroom i can see the golden dome....... the muslims chanting there make a nice sound from that angle -- but some of the jews i talked to weren't so inclined as to that opinion ......... towelling off i hear a pop -- nothing -- like a suggestion of bubble-gum exploding on a pretty bold american girl's face........... recalling a guy in madrid talking about how insignificant and minuscule something could be -- by ripping the corner off a piece of paper and saying that's how small and insignificant something was -- that's how small that popping sound was -- like a little corner of paper -- but it turned out later it was a suicide bombing.........

if you walk around the old-city of Jerusalem you can find Arabs that follow the news and violence with the passion a European shows for soccer -- the same really, to be fair, can be said of a great many of the jews there.... even granting that the jews there are more educated and urbane and civilized in many respects..........

whole place looks like a violent movie on steroids when they are in lockdown intifada mode...........