Monday, August 1, 2011

alaskan youngsters suicide at prospect of meeting Putin

Anchorage, Alaska...

Unfortunate Alaskan school children, when confronted with the prospect of flying across the Bering Strait in a hot-air balloon to meet Russian heavyweight Vladimir Putin in Vladivostok have suicided....

listen to haunting piano music by Chopin here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99kFgqdtM7Y

Recounts one surviving student: 'some of the kids starting gauging their eyes out, others ran to the window and just jumped out... another ran to the crafts section and just grabbed a knife and started slashing his throat... it was horrible, i don't know who this guy is but he sounds horrible, i really don't want to go!'

(to be continued)

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