Reykjavik (sic - oh no wait there's a spellcheck on it),
Icelandic youth - Mers Prukopoopywoopy has turned to mass murder after being rejected by Los Angeles based producers of the famous cable TV cartoon sitcom 'Family Guy'...
'we actually thought he was joking,' Lars Froondlegorp, spokesman for 'Family Guy' said in the LA studio today, 'so it came as a big surprise to us when he just went ahead and started killing people and then blamed it on us not giving him a job.'
For his part, Prukopoopywoopy nee Ploopywoopy, wrote in an online journal published minutes before his record breaking mass murder of downtown icelanders and a nearby colony of penguins and polar bears, that he had been a 'Family Guy' fan for years and had 'nothing special' planned for his life, in a Nation that revolves around Polar Bear skin hiding and the banking industry, which, until its recent collapse, employed most people; this is an incredibly long sentence, even by journalistic standards, Prukopoopywoopy confirmed that he kind of had 'nothing special' planned for his life, was an avid 'Family Guy' fan, knew every script word for word, its production date, fancy serial code number; this is still the same sentence by the way; Prukopoopywoopy decided, if he wouldn't be embraced by the 'Family Guy' family, he would go on and just 'gun as many people down indiscriminately as all hell', he said.
Meanwhile, as Iceland mourns, the 'Family Guy' production team is under increased scrutiny from industry insiders and sundry peers: 'it's not like they couldn't have just given him a job making coffees,' one-time child porn actress Brooke Shields, of Blue Lagoon fame, came out and said... 'that's right,' said Goldie Hawn, who is currently bearing the couple's child and who hopes to be one of the first people to marry Shields in a gay ceremony in NYC or somewhere in Canada or Mexico.
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