planet earth, somewhere, 2019:
'trick or treaters' as they have come to be known, were originally copycat imitators of icelandic spree-kill Mers Gergolploopywoopy (nee Ploopywoopy), have spawned a whole new industry based on fan desperation and adulation, blackmail and extortion.
In the space of a mere few years since the Icelandic 'Family Guy' spree killings, frustrated young folk ('kinder' folk in Nordic nations) have taken to blackmailing their favorite celebrities for jobs, attention, letters, photos, or else performing some terribly violent act onto society and then blaming the celebrity or studio for it.
Who can forget the unforgettable case of Janet Jackson, telling a blackmailing young French psychopath to 'kiss her arse' in response to demands for a special song just for him? In response, Jean Claude Van Dam (no relation to the movie star) picked up and uzi and just started 'gunning motherfuckers down' (in his own words)... when asked later why he did it, he responded: 'because that dumb fucking black bitch Janet Jackson couldn't even be bothered writing a special song about Jean Claude, that is why!' said Van Dam spitting emphatically.
Meanwhile, washed up Hollywood actors like Tom Hanks, Steve Martin and the short little three amigo from that three amigos movie, are jumping at the chance to have their lack-lustre careers rekindled by the kind of attention only a mass-murdering young spree killer can bring.
Cottage industries have sprouted like wildflowers, advising wash-ups like Chevy Chase how to play coy, tweaking the media event for all its worth. Consultants trained in psychology offer online blogs (often charging anonymous subscribers) advising would be murderous youths, or alternatively, happy coffee-making interns (should their bluffs not be called), all manner of psychological support.
Says Yves Montain of Switzerland, I was always a big fan of that famous 80s sitcom guy, you know the one with a blue van and shitty jeans and the blonde woman with all the money... BOOOM!
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