Wednesday, August 17, 2011

pop quiz


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JMkHc69_M&feature=related


pay attention when i'm talking to you -- there'll be a test on this on tuesday -- all those who fail will be imploded in a vacuum contrary to the usual law of physics

alright, i don't have this on youtube but anyway, do u remember that episode of the simpsons where montgomery burns describes in court how he 'accidentally' ran over bart... do u remember the gay music that was playing in the background?

now join benji in early 1996 soujourning in south-eastern spain --- hear the music --- the burnsie music --- imagine tossing flowers here and there... everything's swell -- ur in one of the oldest cultures in the known world which is nothing but a drop of water in the ocean of unknown humanity anyway....

now where were we? the point is that that was the last ballroom day of europe... europe's ballroom days are over baby, light is drawing near

(see ballroom days over here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DfG1SNydnc&feature=related )

now for the quiz:

question one: the next country to produce severely terrible behavior, after norway's recent world record shooting psycho dude and england's smash-and-grab riots will be:

a) estonia
b) poland
c) france
d) none of the above


question two: when all the petrol runs out in the next 50 to 100 years you'll be running your car on:

a) goodwill from the tooth fairy
b) your mother in law will pull you in a rickshaw
c) we'll all use an algae that transforms co2 to petrol and water (this really
exists - currently more expensive than drilling though)
d) scientists will have figured something out by then
e) none of the above


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