concept of superbowl, just a glorified toilet bowl?

when they say 'all men are created equal' they mean that all men (and women) must clean crap from their arses....... although the english sometimes denigrate people by calling them 'wankers', truly, not all men and women wank, but truly, all men and women crap and wipe their butts...... if they're lucky they get a toilet bowl (not just a pit, like in china) and some toilet paper, rich and poor alike, as no rich person has yet wanted to retain a servant to wipe their own butt (yet)... there is something special about this psychology

now with regard to the american fetish for the 'superbowl'... could it be they are attempting to glorify the toilet bowl, that place where the lowest common denominator balances us all, as we stand there with our toilet paper in hand, gouging away between our arsecracks at our shitty anuses: hardly anything super about it....

we propose that the american notion of 'superbowl' is meant to counterbalance and glorify these 'bowel, i mean bowl moments'

wouldn't you agree? after all, why else would they call it the 'superbowl' and besides, have you ever noticed how in that galaxy of space (the giant stadium, like a giant toilet) features the little iddy biddy ball, shaped like the pool at the basin of your toilet BOWL... coincidence?