of silly pants

observe in the photograph, a common jewish standard is the wearing of tassles on the pants from the sides of the waist... there are very many regulations and guidelines as to just how this should be done,

regardless, let's analyze another common jewish notion: that of the jewish messiah

the strongest argument to contradict this thesis is that the writer (i, claudius) has not yet been proclaimed universally as the jewish messiah already, this should by no means offend jews neither ashkenazi nor sephardic.... let's analyze this is further detail, one time, at a yeshiva in jerusalem, i asked a young jewish fellow if i were recognized as the jewish messiah, if i would be able to get an unlimited supply of ice-cream -- he was unable to give a substantive answer

let's say i was universally recognized as the jewish messiah, i should be able to click my fingers and have a ton of hassidic jews do a cover of 50 cent's 'in da club'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss&ob=av2e

perhaps in hebrew.... and break dance and such -- with their tassles and funny hats...... but you've never seen it happen, that's how you know there's no such thing as the jewish messiah

case closed

moving on, listen to this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QmABSPdYgQ

it's possibly the greatest song to come out of libya if it came out of libya, regardless, it's one of the greatest songs in the world...... every music lover with a bit of cash to spend should make it his business to buy this putumayo album 'arabic groove'... a masterpiece