at The Today Show where Matt Lauer and Al Roker were still uncles in a higher than rank five first family which had seen some divorces... the production staff held a meeting:
"Let's bash Iran in the following way," said one producer, "we'll have a whitey play dumb cop, and a non-whitey play smart cop; dumb cop will pretend Iran is the boogeyman and the truth is icky-poo and the smart cop will just give the facts."
"Reverse-racism bigotry," said another producer, "I love it."
Then the producers at the Today Show w/ Al Roker blew big bubbles with their bubble gum and and said 'ploopsie ploopsie ploopsie' and started twirling their hair and blew some more bubbles.
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At Texas Town outside Moscow, some Ruski presented himself and gave all the Texas Town a rousing speech about how small Texas Town was nowadays and how big it was in its hey-day under Stalin and how Putin and Co. were interested in growing it again to fulfil new spying missions.
A quick montage scene followed with some rousing music depicting community team spirit as the Texan Town people rushed to renovate and paint the old un-used since Stalinist times parts of Texas Town and after the rousing song was done the long 2-month renovation job was done and everyone sat around drinking ginger beer.
Beethoven approached the pooped workers and made a speech, "that was great work, Colonel Igor here has told me about your new mission and how you intend to infiltrate oil companies around the world and various govt. department and gather information on potential energy sources being kept secret from the public, e.g., H2o hydrolisis... I just want you to know that I am gonna do the best I can to win my boxing matches."
No-one was listening to Beethoven anyway, and the Russians had wasted no time, a bunch of Texas-towners were busy running new classes for new inductees, and one group was held in a gym where everyone ran on treadmills and learnt the rules to American Football while running along with a bigscreen TV and a Russian-accented Ruski doing the explaining... all Texas-Town student spies had to talk with Texas accents when training.
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