the morrison-oreally-miller case vs. Mohammed Singh dragged on... Mohammed retained famous novelist Dante from like one thousand years ago... The other two kept dodson.s sister.s video looping shot saying 'r u serious my boy?' for their own legal counsel which Miller activated via remote control from time to time... In case after case as the parties sued and counter sued eachother the two opposing lawyers battled it out...
'mister singh,' questioned his own client Dante, 'you say before u met the plaintiffs' (or defendents depending on the lawsuit), 'that the elevator descended to the very depths of the mall, some five levels below the ground level, is that correct?' asked dante.
'i plead it was the 5th,' said Singh.
'objection!' called morrison-oreally.
'r u serious my boy?' followed dodson on autopitch.
The judge called for clarification... Did he mean the 5th amendment?
'no,' said Singh, 'it was the 5th level of HELL...P5.'
'and what exactly was this hell?' asked Dante.
'that is the name of the mall, hell is an acronym for happy endless loveable luxury,' responded Singh to his lawyer.
'would u like to cross-question quickly?' asked the judge.
'are u serious my boy?' asked Dodson, after which the hushed courtroom broke out in excited conjectural murmering.
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