shit eating cock-whores bill morrison o'reilly (who came up with his 1st real word for his word of the day segment in 'sycophant' and might again one day come up with a real word like 'nebulous') and shit eating cock whore sidekick dennis miller rock up to a big-arse shopping mall -- o'reailly on his horse gwiniviere... the two come upon an elevator and encounter a solitary ascender/descender within wearing a turban... the two shit eating cock-whores who felt uncomfortable about their repressed desires to kiss eachother, even just on the cheeks, looked at eachother as if to say, 'check out towel-head,'...
the guy in the turban wasn't even muslim.... after screaming on their mobile phones with no regard for the guy in the turban for half the ride, the turban guy sang ever so quietly a charming song from pakistan under his breath, practically inaudible.... morrison o'reilly and miller construed this is inciting jihad and tried to make a citizen's arrest, assaulting the man, who resisted, in the fact.......
palin (sarah) consults elton john some mo' about fixing her political career some mo.... john tells her that with the mid-terms over and the republicans having won, the tea party movement were all eating slurpees and cold chillin' invisible, and that palin should start talking about north korea and scaremongering a little about it, but first should get on her knees, bark like a dog a little and fetch stick for elton john a while........... john also congratulated her on her scary looking look from haiti which had all kinds of lefties feeling scared....... 'keep going for that look that scares kanye,' said john.......
shit eating cock whore putin (vladimir) in russia decided to scrap all reality tv shows becoz it stirred up nationalist skinheads to beat up non-russians in russia.. he decided instead to go for some photo shoots wearing grey and running around in a grey treadmill like a grey hamster.....
leonardo and boticelli started getting excited about the prospect of nuclear war on the korean peninsula and japan and started conjecturing and war-gaming on a big apple computer....
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