Pulitzer prize winning Colombia University Journalism Professor, Randolph Cockswain, stood before a group of Colombia University Journalism grad students on a quiet friday afternoon in NY and posed the following question:
"When is the principle of privacy in ploopsie violated?"
The principle of privacy in ploopsie stated that everyone had to do ploopsie and then wipe their bottoms and it was understood that when not warring, spying, trading and writing about eachother, etc, different species of man, all created equal, would have to do ploopsies (number 2s) and then clean up afterwards.
"Sir, despite the universal principle of privacy in ploopsie, which is such a widespread and highly desired human condition, that it has never even been enshrined in any public or important State document and among no-one is it common to wish to do ploopsie in public, with the exception of some toddlers in China, and some communal ploopsie pits in China and some Asian places where space is short," answered one smart student.
"Right!" agreed Professor Cockswain, "but after 9/11, this principle was broken, as law-enforcement became more and more interested in the private ploopsie life of citizens."
Next Professor Cockswain posted a picture of Parker (from South Park) squatting with a determined looking grimace on his face and under him lay Matt Stone with dishevelled hair and glasses and a, 'hey man, yo, what's up?' expression on his face, clearly visible, on Stone's chest was steaming dung, presumably from Parker's bared cheeks,
"Now tell me, do we NEED pictures like this on magazine covers because of 9/11? Should children walk into a premises to buy a newspaper for their fathers and see pictures like this?" Asked the professor.
"Sir, a number of legal issues are involved here..." went on the star student.
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