at Fox News, a few weeks back in november, some enterprising producers came up with the idea of labelling a box 'xmas special on the facts of the life of Jesus'... Everyone in the manhattan studios were encourged to scrape crud from their 'cruddish shoes' and drop the crud in the box...later in early december they started arranging the crud with vomit from the catholic church to pollute the water w. More mistruths about the great Messiah and Amen.
Colbert.
O,reilly started using real words for his word of the day instead of fake words written by thesaurus writers that checked yes when asked about moral turpitide by INS.
O.reillys producers held a meeting,
'ok, this time we'll wheel out left wing punching bag Coombs but instead of having oreilly defecate on his intellect we'll do an oreilly miller one two.'
its hard to see why Coombs would want to be beaten up for his lunch money everytime he appeared on o.reilly but one theory was that bing on oreilly made him appeal to his fan base or readership who thought he always did well... Another theory was that Coombs belived, for whatever reason, that he was blood cousins with rapper sean diddy Coombs and as xmas was arriving and more wrappers than ever would be needed... Coombs would b ableto get diddy to beat up other ppl for their lunch money..part of which had aleady belonged to coombs....
Oreiilys producers were interested in researching the cultural revolution in china and had started the practice of everyone calling eachother 'shit eating cock whore', in order to get into character...
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