Sunday, December 26, 2010

mumble mumble

Jacob sped off horrified with his sister's decapitated corpse lying splayed on the gravel roadway and the 2-dimensional DVD-rental store cardboard cutout of Colbert splattered with blood....

'what the hell did you have to decapitate my little sister for?!' ejaculated Jacob... 'you got freaked out because i started representing you as a mine? what? what the hell are you talking about?.... i said that you were mine? oh Jesus! I said you were mine, not A mine! oh man this is too crazy...'

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