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Stud taught Hilton a bunch of things, fine details about health-care reform/bill, about the new incoming congress... that Putin was the boogeyman and Russia and England were America's best friends... Hilton was able to carry a conversation about politics, but the admonition not to pet and cuddle Stu Varney as though he were a pet dog went in vain.... Hilton was introduced one day to Fox and Friends show in the morning as Dana Perino, no-one knew it was really Paris Hilton, she sat on the Kirby Couch and started talking politics... then Stu Varney was introduced but he wouldn't come on stage... then Hilton/Perino ran off the couch a moment and brought him in on a leash, he must have been well trained by Hilton as he did a number of tricks for her like rolling over and catching snacky-treats etc...