Monday, December 20, 2010

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Letterman tries to peddle movies like one with Jeff Bridges where he wears britches and pretends he cannot speak English properly while dangling meats hang all over him -- you can just imagine your russian mother in law that hates you standing over you and saying, 'they tried to make art, but failed'

but the 2 new segments that really win the ratings are:

Dave's Greek holiday -- every week, Dave does a segment in Greece from his holiday or else in front of a green-screen..... audiences thrill to images of Dave standing around on rioting streets where molotov cocktails are thrown at cops and cops beat down on rioters with billy clubs....

the other segment that was a real slayer was Dave's 'climate change losers,' Dave travels America and sometimes appears in a Chinese village thanks to green-screen or wherever always in a village/town/city devasted by wind/fire/earth or air...... Dave interviews locals and ascertains they had no insurance, how much property value did they lose -- Dave consoles them with a frozen chicken

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